Well I almost got arrested. I got pulled over for speeding (38 in a 30), and i was signing the ticket, the cop asked "is there anything in your truck I need to know about?". Me, being a honest smuck, said "There is a gun in here, but it's not loaded." He asked to look and I said sure. The next thing I know I'm bent over the cop car getting cuffed. He said "I'm cuffing you for my safety". What the fuck is that suppose to mean? Am I going to run up to him and fuck him in the ass? I get the feeling he wouldn't have asked that question if I didn't have tattoos and long hair. Oh well, he did let me go. I guess that's all that counts.
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at least you never got a speeding ticket on a bicycle...yes it happened...
the judge laughed so hard..then he threw his gavel at the cop an told to find somewhere else to be bored in the afternoon.