fenchurch

My birthday's in a week (August 23). If you buy me a present off of my wishlist before then, I will personally make you a throw pillow featuring the SG of your choice and mail it to you, along with a handwritten thank you note. The better gift, the fancier the pillow. Obviously, I will cut off one of my breasts and mail it to anyone who gets me the Star Wars Trilogy. Speaking of which, I FINALLY got my Princess Leia in the gold bikini action figure back from getsomekip after leaving it in his car for a few weeks. I love being a horny 12 year old boy.


Other things lately include Job #1 hired me on full time for quitting Job #2 (although I still need to quit...I tried to call them all day for 2 days and couldn't reach anybody, but should probably go do it in person anyway). I'll miss selling spears to drunk marines, but I like Job #1 better anyway. (They didn't want me working Job#2 because it's a competing piercing parlor, for those who are just so totally out of the loop that they actually need that explained. Tscha.)

I've alos been a sewing fiend, and stayed up all night last night working on a dress and watching Disney movies, and rekindling my giant crushes on Aladdin, Jasmine, and Robin Hood.