fenchurch

Dear John,

Please please please stop telling me about your sex life. You are disgusting, and I do not want to picture having you sex, with anyone, ever. I am pretty sure that your stories about getting a hotel room with two chicks you met on the strip and then a few nights later having an orgy with two of your ex girlfriends and one of their boyfriends was total bullshit. Because you are disgusting. And I don't know why anyone would ever do you.


Also your goatee is really stupid and makes you look like a goat.

Love,
Allison

P.S. - Everyone hates you because you are a douchebag.



Life is good, though! I went pink, w00t.
And my job is giving me full-time, even though I'm only around for 3 1/2 more weeks.
And my birthday is in 9 days.
All right.

The other day, a friend of my mother's commented to her that I was so beautiful, if only I would take those things out of my face I could be a model.

HA! Irony.