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My father in law has six weeks to live and my wife is getting laid off.

Good day.
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jamie_trecker:
Grant Park last night was incredible. I must be getting old, but I haven't stayed out past 2 in ten years....
jamie_trecker:
It was unbelievable. The most touching moment, for me personally, was when I was walking down past the Palmer House, which is an old line hotel (and where Mailer stayed and wrote the Siege of Chicago in 1968). As the news came on that it was official, I a two bellhops stop, put down the luggage he was carrying, put his hand over his heart, and started to cry. He must have been about 70 -- old enough to remember 1968.
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onewithall:
you smell that? *sniff* *sniff*

smells like a Asshole Fuckface


Nine of the children came from one family. The six boys and three girls were left by their father, who was not identified, at Creighton University Medical Center's emergency room. An unrelated 11-year-old boy also was surrendered Wednesday.

papawheelie:
I think you should grow a beard like this guy...


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Well, that obviously didn't happen.
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mat8drb:
Our signs aren't that bad, based on the ones out here:

"Pedestrians: Watch your step" (Threatening?)

On a bus driver's window: "Passengers should not enter through the window". WTF.
mark_plus_beer:
just save your fury for one person on the boards and unleash like hell
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I'm going to disappear again, because of the unlimited number of cunts on the boards.

Bye.
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mark_plus_beer:
there is a rather large number of them on the boards (yourself excluded of course)
fixer:
got any stand-up gigs scheduled around LA?
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I will be putting a lot of people on ignore from here on out. I already have quite a few people on ignore - and I will tell them they are on ignore when I do so. I will inform them, hoping they stop their behavior. Many here have a rather pathetic obsession with me and derail every thread. The pattern is repetitive and tedious....
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papawheelie:
_kungfoo_:
Nice:

Seriously, we've got to remind black people that the Republican Party was the party of long dead, black-friendly, white guys. And I'm going to throw in Ronald Reagan for no reason.


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messyjesse:
Great column, as always. smile
messyjesse:
I personally am just sick and tired of all of these people whining that the US (as a nation) gets blamed for everything. Since when does criticizing the current administration= I hate America?
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NUMERO DOS!

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_margot_:
Yes, you are a genius, of course.

I will be settling in with the other half for a bit, with the possibility of moving into my own place once I get adjusted and all.

We shall see.
emotedcreations:
Out of curiosity, how's the Paint.NET treating ya? Everything I made it out to be or no?

As per our previous conversation, I understand the fascination with MU. It's like the Pats on super-crack. The Champions League has to be the ultimate sporting event as far as I'm concerned. Regardless, you have to give some props to Liverpool. The fact that the Premier League places four teams in the Champions league is pretty impressive. And don't forget, they were in the championship last year, and they won in 4/5. MU hasn't been their since the 90s.

Either way, I don't really have a favorite team since I don't have a lot of exposure to the different leagues. If I had to choose it'd be a German or Irish club (since that's my ethnicity), but I really know nothing about any clubs from those countries. Unfortunately, all the US press is focused on the Champions League (some UEFA Cup, if you have the soccer channel, which I don't) and FIFA every few years. Being a fan of futbol in general (having played for 15 years) it really sucks.

I suppose if I really had to choose my club it would be the Chiapas Jaguars since they're the only team I've actually seen play in person.
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I may be doing some video posts in the newswire, so I'm doing a little test here.

Me.



Wow. I am fucking awesome.
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emotedcreations:
So who's your favorite UEFA club now that we've established what you think about Liverpool? Or for that matter who's your favorite soccer club in general? Did you get to watch the MUFC game today?
subrosa:
They're legitimately not terrible. It's pretty odd. And even with Bowker coming down to earth a bit, FreddieLoooo and Valez and everyone else on this team that can run like the wind is just fun to watch.

If we could somehow have Zito assassinated, I think we'd have a shot at getting close to .500.

Also, you need to shave, dude. Get on that.
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Going to Kansas City to perform stand up Thurs thru Sunday at The Improv.

I have never been to Kansas City, which is weird, because I've been to almost every major city in the US. I have a lot of work to do, so I probably won't get out much. Not really looking forward to it, actually.
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cineman:
Here's hoping that KC is welcoming you with open arms and bosoms at least.

Safe travels,

B
mark_plus_beer:
Work trips nearly always suck , hopefully this is not too bad.