I just crammed three tomatos into my stomach. It was glorious.
Not sure about the watermelon. It is large - maybe 15 lbs - but it's supposed to get near 25. I want to eat it now. And I want to do it the way cats give birth. Take it into my closet, get in the back corner and have at it in the darkness....
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Not sure about the watermelon. It is large - maybe 15 lbs - but it's supposed to get near 25. I want to eat it now. And I want to do it the way cats give birth. Take it into my closet, get in the back corner and have at it in the darkness....
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Blah. Somebody forced me to drink a bunch of beer last night. By forced, I mean they put it in a fridge near me. Today I will be watching soccer and a bit of baseball. And i will write an article for you monkeys.
There is a tomato explosion happening in the garden. Too many for 2 people to consume.
There is a tomato explosion happening in the garden. Too many for 2 people to consume.
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quirky:
I don't see why you don't write an Asshole Fuckface Roundup about notoriously dumb members of the CE board. You can get away with massive flaming, anyway.
mat8drb:
A fridge near you?
Do you have more than fridge in your house? Or were you just hanging around the kitchen?
And was that person you?
Do you have more than fridge in your house? Or were you just hanging around the kitchen?
And was that person you?
Many people have wondered where I came up with the name FearTheReaper. Did I like the song? Was I trying to make a point?
No. It was a totally thoughtless selection. When I picked the name I was just signing on to the site to check it out and decide about writing here. I wasn't even thinking about the name. I just typed something in....
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No. It was a totally thoughtless selection. When I picked the name I was just signing on to the site to check it out and decide about writing here. I wasn't even thinking about the name. I just typed something in....
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_kungfoo_:
I didn't end up in Omaha by choice, that's for sure. That's just where I got stuck while I finish off the last two years of my commitment to the government.
As for California, I was born and grew up in Pasadena. My dad still owns a house in Altadena. He wants to tour the country in his RV for retirement, so I'm kind of hoping I can live in his house while I go to school.
But I have no definite plans.
As for California, I was born and grew up in Pasadena. My dad still owns a house in Altadena. He wants to tour the country in his RV for retirement, so I'm kind of hoping I can live in his house while I go to school.
But I have no definite plans.
mrsmeaney:
Of course you can change your name.
Off to Palm Springs for 2 days....maybe 3.
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quinne:
something like that. i like to believe that rainbows produce magical stuff. for example right now im wearing pajamas with unicorns on them flying through space on rainbows.
mat8drb:
No, I am living in a total fantasy land if I think we're going to beat Roy Keane's side.
However, if I throw him the kind of abuse that I did to the Southend manager on their visit to Glanford Park, I think he may kill me.
However, if I throw him the kind of abuse that I did to the Southend manager on their visit to Glanford Park, I think he may kill me.
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mat8drb:
Nicely done. That could feed a number of people.
hunkpapa:
Hefty.
Please. Now. Please.
Let the countdown begin...
Let the countdown begin...
I killed a possum. I didn't mean to. Totally bummed.
A few months ago we had a new kitten and it escaped. I bought some humane animal traps to try to catch it. Eventually the kitten came back and I put the traps in the garage. I thought I had sealed them all.
Today I went into the garage and it smelled like something had...
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A few months ago we had a new kitten and it escaped. I bought some humane animal traps to try to catch it. Eventually the kitten came back and I put the traps in the garage. I thought I had sealed them all.
Today I went into the garage and it smelled like something had...
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quirky:
For my next feat of psychic cosmic clairvoyance, I shall write a sentence.
mark_plus_beer:
poor possum.
you need a cctv camera on the tomatos !
you need a cctv camera on the tomatos !
Tomato update: I just checked and will allow the monster to ripen on the vine one more day.
But, seriously, there is a fucking tomato festival happening in my garden. There will have to be some sort of sauce made at this point.
And there is also some serious watermelon development. One large beast. It should reach anywhere from 25 to 40lbs, at which point,...
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But, seriously, there is a fucking tomato festival happening in my garden. There will have to be some sort of sauce made at this point.
And there is also some serious watermelon development. One large beast. It should reach anywhere from 25 to 40lbs, at which point,...
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abracadabra:
The monster watermelon should get sacrificed to the rum gods ..then served with a smile later this summer..or , you could pull a Gallagher onstage perhaps?..just kidding
mat8drb:
You really wouldn't want to visit the Rhubarb triangle. Most people outside the area don't believe it exists, and it is just a load of barns in that area.
But it would be fun in a way, I suppose.
But it would be fun in a way, I suppose.
Jesus Christ. I have seen tomatos in my life, but nothing like the monster heirloom growing in my garden. It's a good six inches across. I estimate it will be in my tummy in one to two days time.
None of you will get to eat it. I have grown it and I will shove it in my own mouth.
By the way, the term...
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None of you will get to eat it. I have grown it and I will shove it in my own mouth.
By the way, the term...
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mat8drb:
You're growing that outside, not even in a greenhouse?
This is the difference in weather between our nations!
This is the difference in weather between our nations!
hunkpapa:
Stop bragging and show us this tomato.
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xani:
awesome
mat8drb:
Not that much OCD by the untidy looking rest of the bedroom, but mainly for ease of deciding what I'll wear. It won't last, I'll bet. I'm OCD when it comes to locking doors slightly, or that could just be paranoia.
That film is brilliant. I had it on VHS, but I got rid of my player back in Feb.
That film is brilliant. I had it on VHS, but I got rid of my player back in Feb.
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