Yes I'm Canadian. Yes I realize that she's Canadian.....but the fact remains that she just fucking bothers me. I just plain don't like her. Not saying she can't sing, even if she can her songs aren't my taste. If you have ever watched her being interview you know that there is something not right about her. The way she fucking talks...it's retarded!
ANYWAYS...not the point. There is no point. There is a story.
So two weeks ago James one of my gay roommates wins some radio contest and the prize is a Celine Dion box set. It has her latest CD, some DVD and a bottle of her perfume. The gays FREAK OUT cause they LOOOOOVE Celine and I just walk away silently. A couple days later James is playing the CD and he comes up and hands me the bottle of perfume.
Anyways, I didn't pay much attention because I don't wear perfume AT ALL, I threw it into a bin with a bunch of clothes in it. I had just finished moving into another room of the house so it was just around. Well the bin of clean clothes eventually turned into the bin of dirty clothes and tonight I'm doing laundry. I got to the final load and just threw everything left in the box into the washer.
So I go down to switch everything over and I see this shiny thing plastered to the window. WTF....I pick it out and I still have no clue what it is. As I'm going through everything I find the fucking bottle of perfume HALF EMPTY.
HALF A BOTTLE OF MOTHER FUCKING CELINE DION PERFUME ALL OVER MY CLOTHES
.....................fuck 
