faye

OF COURSE

I need to hand in my portfolio in 2 days to apply for my program. I had handed it out last year to apply for a show here in Montreal. Since ALL of my stuff is in storage I was completely counting on just using it again to hand it so I wouldn't have to go through the hassle.

(Since my pieces are HUGE and way too big to hand in - I get pictures printed and make this whole "portfolio package" of them - totally cute idea trust me)

I get it back today and....

**1 - IT SUCS - I dunno how I ever though I could hand this in EVER let alone right now.
**2- It doesn't have my CV in it which I so DON'T know the dates of all the shows I've ever been in. FUCK
**3 - It doesn't have enough pieces in it.



So this means I have to -

1. Go to the storage place - pull EVERYTHING out of my locker try to find a window with natrual light OR haul EVERYTHING downstairs and outside to take pictures of.

2. Try to find my old CV - it was on my old laptop but of course isn't backed up anywhere that I can remember. I know I have it on paper somewhere but it could be in a million and one places in that fucking storage locker. (Or I could possible just guess the dates - I wouldn't be lieing about the shows I may just be off by a couple months or OOOOOOO maybe I could just specify years????)

3. Retype EVERYTHING in the folder - because of course I use special watermarked paper and don't have any of the stuff the rest is printed on.

4.Put everything together in 2 days.

...............It can be done............hopefully............I'm outs I gotta work.