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fatkidlovescake

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Sunday Dec 04, 2011

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so i need some opinions.

...about women...

yeah it's one of those blogs.

so anyways I have been throughout my life a sexual connoisseur of women. I have done relatively little dating and instead preferred to have long standing sexual flings with a lot of different girls. but as it would turn out, recently I've been desiring to actually get into a relationship more and more. So over the last few months I've been looking.

I have recently come across two girls, or rather I should say they just about literally fell in my lap. Girl A is a sweet college girl with a shaved head. She is smoking hot, likes cars, has a pet bearded dragon, and is really fantastic in bed (sex with her is like porn movie sex only we are both getting off repeatedly). The down side to her is she has a minor personality disorder which is apparently completely controlled by some pills but the option for a complete crazy shit show is there and the other down side is she lives like a 50 min drive away. Oh also as an apparent side of the medication during times of extreme stress (good or bad) she blacks out. So like she cant remember like 20 min after an orgasm. or if someone attacked her she wouldn't remember anything past that initial hit of adrenaline. her memory comes back once her body has calmed itself. Which i think is pretty weird.

Girl B lives right near me though. She's in the army but definitely doesn't look it. She's smoking hot too with this amazing head of shimmering golden brown hair. She's a wicked guy's girl and hanging out, watching the game, knocking back some beers and ordering a pizza is basically her idea of a good time (mine too). Extra perks involved with her being an army chick is that i can fart in front of her and say just about any offensive thing I want and she'll just laugh with me. The down sides to her are we kinda work together (albeit relatively infrequently) and when she gets drunk and we have sex she always asks if she can put a finger or one of her toys in my ass and I'm fairly certain that given the opportunity she'll tie me up some time and do it anyways...and at the moment I like having my anal virginity intact.

Anyways both the girls are pretty cool to hang out with, maybe B is a little cooler cause I can just be a typical dude with her but girl A definitely has the upper hand when it comes to awesome sex. not that girl B is in any way disappointing in bed, but A may be the best sex I've ever had.

So who do you think I should start something up with? I'm most definitely not the kind of guy to date two girls at once, so I'd really like to kind of make a decision with who to pursue.
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rexx:
its true. perhaps i will quit everything and just traverse the country questioning every diner i come into contact with about what variety of coffee they brew.... biggrin

both girls sound awesome. i'm not a finger sticker but apparently if she sticks her finger in your ass you'll have an awesome orgasm. just what i've heard. haha the personality thing could be crazy...but then again most women can tend to get crazy during pms so whats a little extra? haha go with your gut. whoever you are having fun and being yourself with, go for it. if you have to pick between two girls though, perhaps neither is the right one for long term dating? when you find that one, you'll know. 50 minutes isn't so bad! i've been with my dude for three years now. we started with a 2 hour distance. went to a 7 hour distance. and now we live together....it was totally worth it. (girl number one totally had me at bearded dragon.)
Dec 9, 2011
rexx:
and hopefully both of these girls are down to devour massive cheeseburgers with you. i expect you to sell yourself to noone less than an amazing lard ass at heart.
Dec 9, 2011

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