It seems the establishment wants me to gift them with a golden shower. A little token of myself to add to their collection. A misguided attempt at identifying the cream of the crop. I know of at least a few dregs of society, welfare abusers and food stamp over users who don't partake in the devils weed. What about Bundy, he seemed a nice, sober fellow. On the flip side of that there are many great thinkers and achievers who have dabbled with dope. Albert Hoffman, Sigmund Freud, Pink Floyd. Sure there's a difference between use and abuse, dabbling and addiction, but can small plastic cup with a single sample be trusted to recognize such subtleties? Can the content of our character be described entirely by a portion of our recreation? Perhaps we should also be subject to cholesterol and sugar level testing as well to eliminate those with poor diet from the realms of the elite.
and so on and so on ad infinitum...
and so on and so on ad infinitum...