did you know you can get your toes shortened?
i met a plastic surgeon in the grocery store today who specialized in that procedure. we were both in the produce aisle and he accidentally dropped a cantaloupe which rolled my way. i stretched out my right leg and grabbed it with my foot. i gave him his cantaloupe, he gave me his card.
i work as a career counselor at the Westbrook Grove Hospice, so i have a lot of free time on my hands... any way, this journal is stupid, so im off to the Roy Horn jungle survival training camp.
i met a plastic surgeon in the grocery store today who specialized in that procedure. we were both in the produce aisle and he accidentally dropped a cantaloupe which rolled my way. i stretched out my right leg and grabbed it with my foot. i gave him his cantaloupe, he gave me his card.
i work as a career counselor at the Westbrook Grove Hospice, so i have a lot of free time on my hands... any way, this journal is stupid, so im off to the Roy Horn jungle survival training camp.
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rude_ruca:
i am sure you get tired of the compliments on your being a genius and that fantastically, sometimes pants pissing humor of yours, but I have to say, I went through your posted comments...haven't laughed harder! Thank you. I think I love you. 
therevolutionary:
yawn