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was' crakin stinkers!
i just dropped in to say, well, im a changed man. after several minutes of soul searching, you know, really getting down deep and shaking up the core. ive come to realize that some of the actions ive made in my life maybe werent the most healthy, advantageous choices and may have even been detrimental to my growth as a fuctioning member of society. i look at my peers in envy. many of them are moving up in the world; well paying jobs, good credit, sensible footwear and even families! i dont even have the energy to change my underwear on a regular basis! all of this must change, i need to redeem my good standing as a human being. so ive decided to give up "baby tossing." it all started like any other addiction. first it was just inocent fun, heaving squirrels and kittens at old ladies, we were just kids, you know, kid stuff. it just got worse and worse, the turning point was when i chucked a basket of puppies at a pack of mentally disabled nuns, i never felt so alive in my life! and so babies were the obviou.......this journal entry sucks! i hate myself!!