So, I saw that little fucker, Ryan Gosling at Sneaky Dee's on New Years. I shook his hand and said, "Mr. Gosling, terrific work, I'm a fan." He said, "Thanks." Then I went back to my table and I'm like: "He seems ok, but the table he's with is a bunch of losers... none of them are even drinking! ON NEW YEARS! Fuckers..."
I went on a few times that night, about what losers they were, and I recall giving one last "HhhAappy New Yeeers!" to their table before I left, to which I was met with silence.
I came away repeating, "What a bunch of losers, not even drinking, and looking at me like their too cool, because their with some half-rate actor. Especially that old bald guy! Fucker..."
I later found out, that old man was Steve Soderbergh. I snubbed Steve Soderbergh, putting my cool points up by about 20.
I went on a few times that night, about what losers they were, and I recall giving one last "HhhAappy New Yeeers!" to their table before I left, to which I was met with silence.
I came away repeating, "What a bunch of losers, not even drinking, and looking at me like their too cool, because their with some half-rate actor. Especially that old bald guy! Fucker..."
I later found out, that old man was Steve Soderbergh. I snubbed Steve Soderbergh, putting my cool points up by about 20.
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gremlinz:
i'm a lurker
posh:
i would make out with ryan gosling if i were to run into him. especially if on new years, as there would be an excuse.
