I wore my red hoodie to Target yesterday and naturally everyone thought I worked there. Eventually I started answering questions since I do, in fact, know where everything is. Garbage bags are 2 isles past the diapers- in between laundry detergent and cleaning supplies. Don't wear red to Target.
Winning the lottery and dying the next day, 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife ...and meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife ARE all ironic... I guess. But what the fuck is so ironic about a black fly in your chardonay? I never understood and maybe I just never will.
Diet Dr Pepper's slogan is "Tastes more like regular Dr Pepper!" This is confusing because I'm not understanding what they are comparing it to. Does is taste more like regular DP than regular DP does? That is just crazy.
My suspicions were proven correct this afternoon. My boyfriend has been and had future plans to cheat on me with some of the skankiest looking broads ever to set foot on God's green earth. I am heartbroken and sad, and can barely stop crying long enough to watch my soap opera.
I am now convinced that I will need to learn to knit and love cats, because I will be spending my olden years alone and cranky. I will be the house that gets egged on Halloween- and the neighborhood children will be afraid to walk past my property. Old Women Jessica lives there- she is bitter and spends her days cursing men for always proving to be cheating fuck hats.
The saddest part is, I don't know how I am going to spend my sleepless nights... what happens when you mix sleepless and lonely? I am going to buy a bird. I need a pet I think.
I don't mean to whine. And I don't mean to sound pathetic. This is just me, getting it out.
Winning the lottery and dying the next day, 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife ...and meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife ARE all ironic... I guess. But what the fuck is so ironic about a black fly in your chardonay? I never understood and maybe I just never will.
Diet Dr Pepper's slogan is "Tastes more like regular Dr Pepper!" This is confusing because I'm not understanding what they are comparing it to. Does is taste more like regular DP than regular DP does? That is just crazy.
My suspicions were proven correct this afternoon. My boyfriend has been and had future plans to cheat on me with some of the skankiest looking broads ever to set foot on God's green earth. I am heartbroken and sad, and can barely stop crying long enough to watch my soap opera.
I am now convinced that I will need to learn to knit and love cats, because I will be spending my olden years alone and cranky. I will be the house that gets egged on Halloween- and the neighborhood children will be afraid to walk past my property. Old Women Jessica lives there- she is bitter and spends her days cursing men for always proving to be cheating fuck hats.
The saddest part is, I don't know how I am going to spend my sleepless nights... what happens when you mix sleepless and lonely? I am going to buy a bird. I need a pet I think.
I don't mean to whine. And I don't mean to sound pathetic. This is just me, getting it out.
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as far as lonely and sleepless goes, at least you will have lots of nice knitted blankets and sweaters and toliet paper cover things. you should put him on the tv show cheaters, so everyone knows he is total ass.
you are stunning!!and you should not feel too bad,if hes cheating...you deserve better! fuck him!