dream 6/11/02
someone created a product. the product concentrated our everyday items to make them better. the way german chocolate is better because there is more chocolate, more real cocoa. they wanted an effective way to let the public of the world know, so that everyone would use it, and everyone would have access to experience its startling effects. the first thing they used the product on was oranges. and so they made it rain oranges. everyone knew rain, and everyone knew oranges, and it was an effective means of dispersal. everyone tried the oranges after the rain. and they were good. they were the best oranges anyone had ever eaten. they were oranges, but only more so.
and so everyone realized the glory of the product. and everyone had it in their homes. i was a child, playing outside in the yard. my mom wanted to show me the power of the product, just what it could do.
we had a pet toad in the garage in a cage. the toad secreted a substance which worked for him in that it attracted flies. my mom scraped a bit of the secretion from the bottom of the cage and brought it to the driveway for me to see. she put it in a pan with the concentration product, and cooked it. she made toad butter. then she put the toad butter on the driveway and placed the toad in the middle. in seconds i saw a very strange thing. i saw a cloud in the sky, moving downward toward us. as it got closer and closer, i realized that it was in fact not a cloud, but a swarm of flies. they were attracted by the concentrated toad butter. the toad opened his mouth, and as billions of flies surrounded him, he ate them.
and then i saw in the sky that it was about to storm. there was a big blue crack in the sky and i knew i should get inside. there were so many flies that some of them came into the house with me. i panicked and began smashing them against the wall, creating globs of fly entrails and blood in the form of my hand prints.
and then i closed the door, because it was beginning to rain....
someone created a product. the product concentrated our everyday items to make them better. the way german chocolate is better because there is more chocolate, more real cocoa. they wanted an effective way to let the public of the world know, so that everyone would use it, and everyone would have access to experience its startling effects. the first thing they used the product on was oranges. and so they made it rain oranges. everyone knew rain, and everyone knew oranges, and it was an effective means of dispersal. everyone tried the oranges after the rain. and they were good. they were the best oranges anyone had ever eaten. they were oranges, but only more so.
and so everyone realized the glory of the product. and everyone had it in their homes. i was a child, playing outside in the yard. my mom wanted to show me the power of the product, just what it could do.
we had a pet toad in the garage in a cage. the toad secreted a substance which worked for him in that it attracted flies. my mom scraped a bit of the secretion from the bottom of the cage and brought it to the driveway for me to see. she put it in a pan with the concentration product, and cooked it. she made toad butter. then she put the toad butter on the driveway and placed the toad in the middle. in seconds i saw a very strange thing. i saw a cloud in the sky, moving downward toward us. as it got closer and closer, i realized that it was in fact not a cloud, but a swarm of flies. they were attracted by the concentrated toad butter. the toad opened his mouth, and as billions of flies surrounded him, he ate them.
and then i saw in the sky that it was about to storm. there was a big blue crack in the sky and i knew i should get inside. there were so many flies that some of them came into the house with me. i panicked and began smashing them against the wall, creating globs of fly entrails and blood in the form of my hand prints.
and then i closed the door, because it was beginning to rain....
alpha:
abot time someone wrote something intersting. keep it up.
kentavos:
Wow! You have great dreams. Mine are so boring.