Friday Aug 01, 2003

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i had an awesome night!

went to a party. i used the scissors on my swiss army knife to cut out the nipples on several shirts there.

booty danced with a birthday girl. back to old man willy's where quite a few left for the lake.

about 20 people ass nekkid in the water screaming... bras and underwear flying, shoes on the shore...

i swam across half the lake with some guys from seattle.... one lost his pants, so i loaned him mine for the way home. walked bottomless for a few blocks sopping wet. everyone's asleep and i collect my pants and go home.

ARRR!!!
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stirfry:
i wish i was there . love
now i have to change my recycled journal entry.lol
cgilbe1:
cutting nipples out of shirts? clearly you have never encountered the dashing figure of the sleeve thief. he steals into pqrties in the dead of night and spreqds 80's era metal madness by grabbing drunk partygoers sleeves and ripping them off. long live sleeveless 80s metal. and long live the sleeve thief whio has narrowly eluded capture but a handful of times. the sleeve thief apologies for typos but he is currentlly on q europeqn tour andf they give him crappy french keyboards. but he did see a car with jon bon jovi spray painted on the side. so it all balances out

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