i just went rollerblading down the street and some homeless man yelled after me "spare a dollar or two?" since when did homeless people start asking for dollars? i am not a money tree, man. i am, however, an asshole, and i need that dollar to go out to the bar tonight.
so the power cord i accidentally rode over like a week ago... (the...
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so the power cord i accidentally rode over like a week ago... (the...
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amitabha:
Get your computer setup! Hurry!
ACK.. GOING.... *COUGH* ...THROUGH...
*choke..* *cough*...
LEAH.... *WHEEZE* WITHDRAWL
ACK.. GOING.... *COUGH* ...THROUGH...
*choke..* *cough*...
LEAH.... *WHEEZE* WITHDRAWL
i am finishing up packing away the apartment. one of the last things to go is the magnetic poetry on the fridge.
my last journal entry before i move, and am without internet for too long... the first one is the best!
we scream and pant together
i heave at your behind
you produce a smooth chocolate diamond
butt lather smell floods me
like delicate...
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my last journal entry before i move, and am without internet for too long... the first one is the best!
we scream and pant together
i heave at your behind
you produce a smooth chocolate diamond
butt lather smell floods me
like delicate...
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runelateralus:
Come back soon!
synnove:
i hope your move goes better than my non-move.
oh, my poor, poor ass. i was rollerblading home, in the dark. bad idea, i know, but i do it ALL the time. it's NOT a problem. except...
when some dude is gutting an old school bus on an empty street and is using some kind of power tool that requires an extension cord running across the street. and i make it over, shocked that...
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when some dude is gutting an old school bus on an empty street and is using some kind of power tool that requires an extension cord running across the street. and i make it over, shocked that...
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codemonkeym:
If I said you have a nice bum. would you hold it against me? 
rickroyal:
Booty kissing and licking. Hope your ass is feeling better.
I haven't rollerbladed in ages. Can't even remember where they are. Hmm. Pity.
I haven't rollerbladed in ages. Can't even remember where they are. Hmm. Pity.
i was rollerblading down the street the other day and i smelled something sweet and raunchy. (hold back, please)
it reminded me of new orleans, or also fairgrounds. it's the combination of trash and sweet funnel cake which is surprisingly very appealing.
it's weird how more than any other sense, smell can take you back to a specific place and time.
so i'm saving up...
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it reminded me of new orleans, or also fairgrounds. it's the combination of trash and sweet funnel cake which is surprisingly very appealing.
it's weird how more than any other sense, smell can take you back to a specific place and time.
so i'm saving up...
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horus73:
I'd also agree with the neck tattoo. You have longer hair, so if you wanted to cover it up, you could, otherwise, wear your hair up and spy on people behind you. I want to get the eye of Horus somewhere to, just not sure where yet.
i am a goddess on earth. she says so and i believe it tonight.
and right now i am so in love. not with any one but with every one.
every once in a while there is a day where i feel like i could die. not because i want to go, but because there is no unfinished business, and because the world is, for...
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and right now i am so in love. not with any one but with every one.
every once in a while there is a day where i feel like i could die. not because i want to go, but because there is no unfinished business, and because the world is, for...
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ebmfreak:
Nah - its actually good that you guys didn't come tot he dise last night. It was not one of my "banner nights".
Lately I have been quite the asshole with some of my friends while drinking. A definite first...
Lately I have been quite the asshole with some of my friends while drinking. A definite first...
fenris23:
You will get your rematch.
grrrr agh piss die.
okay i'm not that mad. but there's something in the air recently... it makes me spew in incoherent rages, with or without reason.
like that senior citizen bitch today with the bad shorts. i was taking a break from work with maggie outside... the woman looked at us as she walked by. she did a double take, and the second time,...
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okay i'm not that mad. but there's something in the air recently... it makes me spew in incoherent rages, with or without reason.
like that senior citizen bitch today with the bad shorts. i was taking a break from work with maggie outside... the woman looked at us as she walked by. she did a double take, and the second time,...
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undeadhead:
Alright, I admit it. I sent the old woman to shake her head at you. Mission accomplished, I guess. And don't go dissing the shorts...it's how I identify my evil clan of senior minions. Matching tops to come, budget permitting.
undeadhead:
Alright, I admit it. I sent the old woman to shake her head at you. Mission accomplished, I guess. And don't go dissing the shorts...it's how I identify my evil clan of senior minions. Matching tops to come, budget permitting.
*sings*
i hate the new liz phair album. it's so over produced. but it's sitting here and i can't stop singing along.
*sigh* ok. i was in love with her after the first time i heard fuck and run.
plus i love to sing. when i'm working and there's no one in the store i bust out so hardcore. even though i've heard the same...
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i hate the new liz phair album. it's so over produced. but it's sitting here and i can't stop singing along.
*sigh* ok. i was in love with her after the first time i heard fuck and run.
plus i love to sing. when i'm working and there's no one in the store i bust out so hardcore. even though i've heard the same...
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rybo:
you should come out to the left coast sometime. 
that or I guess we could come over your way sometime.... Its about time for a roadtrip.
that or I guess we could come over your way sometime.... Its about time for a roadtrip.
fenris23:
I fear that I might end up in the same boat. I am avoiding the music for now.
To Webcams!
To Webcams!
i AM the tetris MASTER. dammit. check out my fucking screenshot (last pic). and that's not even my highest score.
please, someone. i need a formidable opponent. we're talking old school nintendo. i don't claim to rock at gameboy or supernintendo or computer tetris. it's a different game entirely.
moving on. today i came across some man wearing a dress that must have been from...
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please, someone. i need a formidable opponent. we're talking old school nintendo. i don't claim to rock at gameboy or supernintendo or computer tetris. it's a different game entirely.
moving on. today i came across some man wearing a dress that must have been from...
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amitabha:
PSH! I'll smoke you @ Tetris! Dont even step! Your high score is weak.
You can get a scroll optical mouse for like 3 dollars or a barter exchange for some dirt these days. Dont put up w/ the non-scroller.
on another note.. PEEP SHOW!
You can get a scroll optical mouse for like 3 dollars or a barter exchange for some dirt these days. Dont put up w/ the non-scroller.
on another note.. PEEP SHOW!
amitabha:
OOh! I just saw that i'm listed on your "Current Crush" part in your profile. Woohoo! I'm somebody! *dances around office*
fuck that psycho bitch. he doesnt know what he's missin! =)
fuck that psycho bitch. he doesnt know what he's missin! =)
i had an awesome night!
went to a party. i used the scissors on my swiss army knife to cut out the nipples on several shirts there.
booty danced with a birthday girl. back to old man willy's where quite a few left for the lake.
about 20 people ass nekkid in the water screaming... bras and underwear flying, shoes on the shore...
i swam...
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went to a party. i used the scissors on my swiss army knife to cut out the nipples on several shirts there.
booty danced with a birthday girl. back to old man willy's where quite a few left for the lake.
about 20 people ass nekkid in the water screaming... bras and underwear flying, shoes on the shore...
i swam...
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stirfry:
i wish i was there . 
now i have to change my recycled journal entry.lol
now i have to change my recycled journal entry.lol
cgilbe1:
cutting nipples out of shirts? clearly you have never encountered the dashing figure of the sleeve thief. he steals into pqrties in the dead of night and spreqds 80's era metal madness by grabbing drunk partygoers sleeves and ripping them off. long live sleeveless 80s metal. and long live the sleeve thief whio has narrowly eluded capture but a handful of times. the sleeve thief apologies for typos but he is currentlly on q europeqn tour andf they give him crappy french keyboards. but he did see a car with jon bon jovi spray painted on the side. so it all balances out
ok people, come visit me already.
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astrid:
I'm trying! I'm trying!
What've we got so far?
What've we got so far?
nerdboy2345:
im in chicago. you come visit me
there are so many people that mean so much to me...
there was a time where i gave up and decided to hate everyone. and i've found that when you hate the world, it hates you right back.
i've stopped living my life that way.
there's two people who probably won't read this, but i feel the need to say thank you. i'll tell them...
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there was a time where i gave up and decided to hate everyone. and i've found that when you hate the world, it hates you right back.
i've stopped living my life that way.
there's two people who probably won't read this, but i feel the need to say thank you. i'll tell them...
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synnove:
aw that's a sweet journal entry
and why i almost kicked my gyno in the head - well she jabs the speculum (sp?) in, and stretches the shit out of my cervix in about .0001 seconds, so that didn't feel very good. she didn't ease into it at all. and then does her thing and what not, and doesn't ease out of it either and basically pulls the speculum out and my cervix just fucking collapses all over the place.
i was so. pissed. off. ugh i hated her.
so that is why i almost kicked her in the head. she was so fucking rough
and why i almost kicked my gyno in the head - well she jabs the speculum (sp?) in, and stretches the shit out of my cervix in about .0001 seconds, so that didn't feel very good. she didn't ease into it at all. and then does her thing and what not, and doesn't ease out of it either and basically pulls the speculum out and my cervix just fucking collapses all over the place.
i was so. pissed. off. ugh i hated her.
so that is why i almost kicked her in the head. she was so fucking rough
amitabha:
Thats really cool.. i'm glad you are figuring things out for yourself.. the person you should be thanking is you.
you rock by the way.
you rock by the way.
BURNINGMAN! AGK! I cant wait.. I wish you were coming too.. our art car is practically finished, but i still have some supply shopping left to do.
I dont think you're ever getting internet access at home again.