Get excited that I received the Philly Eagles jersey that a friend of mine in the US (who happens to be female) bought me for Christmas.
Post about said gift on Facebook.
Get called out by some weirdo for being 'friendzoned'.
What the fuck?
First of all anyone who uses that term anywhere ever without sarcasm is a complete arsehat.
Second you don't me or them well enough to make any bullshit comment on our relationship.
And most of all if anyone, male or female, sends me shit like that as presents why the fuck should I feel... I don't even know... Sad? Disappointed? Fuck. The more people who want to send me presents the better.
Fuck I know some complete fucking spastic gobshites.