faeriewench

I just wrote a lovely, eloquent, lengthy entry comparing Secretary and The Story of O, and expressing my wishes to have a ring made as is described in O, and bitching and moaning about all the work I've got this week, &c....



And IE ate it.

Man.... Talk show marriage proposals choke me up something fierce.

I'm such a girl.

Heehee, I got the best fortune cookie ever today.

"Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today."

Sheer madness, I say.

So.... I woke up at about 4:15 this morning.
I guess I technically got enough sleep, as I went to bed disgracingly early. But still..... It feels pretty desolate.
I would give my left ear for a ride to Waffle House.

I think I want to go home today. I hadn't planned on it, but I kind of really need my mommy. And a ridiculous...
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I am an obscenely bitter woman at the moment.
Anyone up for some spite-sex?

Is a night of kleenex-movies, yes it is. Driving Miss Daisy.... Terms of Endearment... Philadelphia is up next, but I don't know if I can take it. Heh. I'm anxious and antsy and jumpy..... *knows full well what would help*

Heh.

I've started crocheting an afghan. Not a terrorist, though. I promise.

I need the beach.

Oh, for the next 50 minutes here in peachy peachy peach land, it's still exactly 2 months til my birthday.

*ahem*

Also appreciated would be donations of Djarum Black ciggies, handsome, unattached princes with wealth and castles and whatnot, Drew Barrymore nekkid, hot lovin', and a trip to Disney World.

Thank you, drive through.

*ponders*

So. Do I have any volunteers to come hang out with me topless and rub various potions on my sunburned back and shoulders? I have ridiculously pretty shoulders. Any takers?

Tra la!
Back to where I am most at home.
Shame I only get to stay til May... Plants are watered and fed, hampsterbaby is in his proper place, my picnic table in the courtyard is in the sun, I smoked like a motherfucker all week long at home, c'est la vie. What else could I possibly do but smoke and watch CNN??? I don't...
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I especially like that face. Things are odd lately. I seem to have taken up smoking, and I'm not sure how or why. Things happen without my giving leave...

Have you ever met an intelligent male stripper? It seems a rarity. I know piles and piles of brilliant girl dancers.... Hm. Double standard, methinks.



Spring break starts tomorrow after my morning class. I am doing...
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What do you smell like this very second?