THE STORY OF EASTER.
(by patience ann)
Once upon a time, there was a dude called Hayzeus Christo.
He died, and went to live in a cave.
Then one Sunday, usually in April or March, he was suddenly of the undead. A zombie, if you like.
He popped his zombie head outta the cave and said "Hey ladies!" to some fine chicks waiting outside.
At...
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