Warning. I'm going to gross the crap out of you guys if you read this.
Continuing for those who want to be grossed out.
So, for the past few weeks, I've been.... congested. So, finally, today, I couldn't take it anymore. I went to the store and got myself some nice girly laxatives. Took one, and since then, I've been feeling like I was going to puke. I was actually pretty worried that I could be pregnant again, but, about 15 minutes ago, BOOM! Laxative kicks in.
After sitting on the john for 15 minutes, I feel so freaking much better. My stomach is still a little antsy, but, it's nothing like it was before. I think I should eat something, but, man. Man oh man. I think I crapped out a few weeks worth.
Now, for something that isn't gross....
I cleaned the entire fuckin' house last night. I started the second Jordan left for work, and was finished about 20 minutes before he came home. 12 hours of cleaning. I even flooded the kitchen, not on purpose though. I was doing the dishes, running the water, and had to go to the bathroom to get something. I forget what I wanted, but, it must not have been that important. I ended up forgetting about the running water and cleaned the bathroom. Silly silly me. Came back and saw the water overflowing. And you know what my first thought was? "I need towels."
So, I went and got the towels, and put them on the floor. Then I thought "Oh fuck me!" and turned off the water. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I didn't turn off the water the first time around. Then I started to clean up the water on the floor and realized that it was still dripping down. So I unplugged the sink. I felt like a freakin' genius, I tell you.
Since a good deal of water went under the stove, I turned the stove on low, to try and evaporate it. I've never once in my life had to move a stove, so, I don't even know how to go about trying to do that.
It did remind me that I really really need to change the flooring in the kitchen. But, can't really afford to do that right now. Hopefully next year.
But, today, all I need to do is water the grass. I put down some more seed and some fertilizer yesterday, and you know, water is very important now.
MY GRASS WILL BE PERFECT! I SWEAR IT!
I haven't busted my ass for the past month or so for it not to be.
I love kentucky blue grass now, though. It's so pretty.
Aaaaaanyhoo, now that I've grossed you out and hopefully made you laugh at me, I go water grass.
-K
Continuing for those who want to be grossed out.
So, for the past few weeks, I've been.... congested. So, finally, today, I couldn't take it anymore. I went to the store and got myself some nice girly laxatives. Took one, and since then, I've been feeling like I was going to puke. I was actually pretty worried that I could be pregnant again, but, about 15 minutes ago, BOOM! Laxative kicks in.
After sitting on the john for 15 minutes, I feel so freaking much better. My stomach is still a little antsy, but, it's nothing like it was before. I think I should eat something, but, man. Man oh man. I think I crapped out a few weeks worth.
Now, for something that isn't gross....
I cleaned the entire fuckin' house last night. I started the second Jordan left for work, and was finished about 20 minutes before he came home. 12 hours of cleaning. I even flooded the kitchen, not on purpose though. I was doing the dishes, running the water, and had to go to the bathroom to get something. I forget what I wanted, but, it must not have been that important. I ended up forgetting about the running water and cleaned the bathroom. Silly silly me. Came back and saw the water overflowing. And you know what my first thought was? "I need towels."
So, I went and got the towels, and put them on the floor. Then I thought "Oh fuck me!" and turned off the water. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I didn't turn off the water the first time around. Then I started to clean up the water on the floor and realized that it was still dripping down. So I unplugged the sink. I felt like a freakin' genius, I tell you.
Since a good deal of water went under the stove, I turned the stove on low, to try and evaporate it. I've never once in my life had to move a stove, so, I don't even know how to go about trying to do that.
It did remind me that I really really need to change the flooring in the kitchen. But, can't really afford to do that right now. Hopefully next year.
But, today, all I need to do is water the grass. I put down some more seed and some fertilizer yesterday, and you know, water is very important now.
MY GRASS WILL BE PERFECT! I SWEAR IT!
I haven't busted my ass for the past month or so for it not to be.
I love kentucky blue grass now, though. It's so pretty.
Aaaaaanyhoo, now that I've grossed you out and hopefully made you laugh at me, I go water grass.
-K
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YAY! Pool in the kitchen!
YAY! Watering grass!
Have a great day!