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dead mans currrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve
dead mans currrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve

i won poker tonight, i rule.

i dreamed of being in store and slowly everyone in the store was going mad, i thought they were just drunk at first then they started to mutate, somehow all of us who were not circuming to the madness ended up in a secret room, a girl that i love was in this dream, she was with us in the room, but then she suddenly...
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i burned my hand playing poker, im such an amateur smoker, i am realy bored and need someone to have fun with, i am now going to dcall lots of people that i wouldnot norally call because i am drunkl

fuck oregon and its highest unemployment rate in the nation, i dont want a fancy job, i just want to do monotanous labor that will keep my body occupied and let my brain wander. i took a jab at being a professional poker player, but im not going anywhere with a bankroll that literally is a bank roll.

going all in with three of a kind with an ace kicker ain't bad, unless the fucker who calls has pocket pair with another on the board to complete his fullboat, goddamnit i needed that pot. now i have to get a real job.

today, a slayer ticket fell into my lap. tonight, all hell breaks loose.

heres the play-by-play

waiting for the shitty first band to get the fuck off stage.

slayer enters.

drunken battery.

too much old E + too much rough housing.

i figure i have to die the third time i see slayer, anything else would be uncivilized.

more people need leaky showers.

i think i sold my soul for rock 'n roll.

i successfully avoided jail.

my lovergirl has gone away to quite possibly the largest gathering of prime trim and im not there.

guitar center denied me my credit card goddamnit.

i have an date with the judge on friday and i have a sneaking suspicion that hes going to ask for thirty days of my life. fuck that. new york or california, or somewhere in between.

good news, no jail.

my night consisted of Old E and classical guitar, peas and carrots i says...peas and carrots

so it turns out that Cilla and Bait weren't as good of friends as i thought, i woke up and found Bait in Cilla's jaws of doom, she turned Bait to goo, so we will say she won this round.