facetious73

I sliced my pinky finger open today. And I mean deep ya'll. I contemplated going to the hospital, but you know what a friggin' drag that is. I'd probably sit for 4 1/2 hours thumbing through a "Highlights" magazine only to find out I didn't even need stitches after all. $350 for a squirt of Neosporin and a Cookie Monster band-aid. So I cleaned it up and superglued that fucker shut. Not too much, just a couple teenie weenie drops. I saw it on "ER" once. I wondered if it would work. So far so good.