Lets try this again:
There has been a long time between updates but this time I actually have something to update, I promise.
- First of all, dmac is AWESOME!!!!
- The past Saturday was 666irish's Beach Blanket Bingo Blowout of Boobs and Boners... or something like that. There was girl-on-girl, guy-on-guy, Krispy Kremes, spin the bottle, no-friend-o (aka nintendo) and Guitar Hero. My only question is who left with my award? The short to the story is that last year I wore that thong to the party and was told by about everyone there to never, ever, ever, never, ever wear it again. So since 666irish was making some awards for the party I thought I'd add my own. An award for the most debotcherous/disgraceful act of the evening would have to take it home with them. This brings me back to my original question: who won? One way or another it was a blast and 666irish is an amazing guy for putting it on.
- For those of you who pay attention, my house is for sale, and has been for over 6 months now... but I have a bite. A guy put a contract in on it for $200k and wanted to move in a month early. Uhhh, fuck you. I countered with $210k and no early move in. He took it. Yesterday was the inspection which is the last big obstacle and then it is final. With out fail, my basement started leaking again after 2 months of being fine. You must understand that my basement is really a cellar, not liveable space and it has always leaked. It shouldn't have to pass because it is not liveable space. But just to be on the safe side, I left the inspector a note that a water pipe broke the day before and was fixed but I could not get all the water off the floor before his arrival. It is partially true. Hopefully he bought it. I am going to need a collective finger crossing for this one. I will not find out until tomorrow what the inspection said.
- dmac is the female version of Dr. McDreamy.
- Thursday I am going to see The Buddy Holly Story at Toby's Dinner Theatre in Columbia, MD. I have been wanting to see this show for a while now but every time it comes around, I either miss it or cannot afford to go. So I am finally fucking going. I wanted to take my mom, just to treat her but she is sick. So I was going to ask my friend Josh when he text messaged me letting me he split with his wife. Why? He caught her cheating on him. I hope I never have to meet the guy she cheated on him with or Mikey will be serving time. No weapons, just the meat hooks (That's what I refer to my hands as... long story). Josh has been my best friend since 3rd grade, I will go to jail for him for this.
- My brother and I are going to hike through Denali in July. I asked him about it about a month ago but he really wants to go now. I am pumped. I hope it warms up a bit soon so I can start training. We are going where it is REQUIRED to carry a gun. AWESOMENESS!!!! Tickets are how much
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-Finally, did I mention that dmac is awesome!!!
There has been a long time between updates but this time I actually have something to update, I promise.
- First of all, dmac is AWESOME!!!!
- The past Saturday was 666irish's Beach Blanket Bingo Blowout of Boobs and Boners... or something like that. There was girl-on-girl, guy-on-guy, Krispy Kremes, spin the bottle, no-friend-o (aka nintendo) and Guitar Hero. My only question is who left with my award? The short to the story is that last year I wore that thong to the party and was told by about everyone there to never, ever, ever, never, ever wear it again. So since 666irish was making some awards for the party I thought I'd add my own. An award for the most debotcherous/disgraceful act of the evening would have to take it home with them. This brings me back to my original question: who won? One way or another it was a blast and 666irish is an amazing guy for putting it on.
- For those of you who pay attention, my house is for sale, and has been for over 6 months now... but I have a bite. A guy put a contract in on it for $200k and wanted to move in a month early. Uhhh, fuck you. I countered with $210k and no early move in. He took it. Yesterday was the inspection which is the last big obstacle and then it is final. With out fail, my basement started leaking again after 2 months of being fine. You must understand that my basement is really a cellar, not liveable space and it has always leaked. It shouldn't have to pass because it is not liveable space. But just to be on the safe side, I left the inspector a note that a water pipe broke the day before and was fixed but I could not get all the water off the floor before his arrival. It is partially true. Hopefully he bought it. I am going to need a collective finger crossing for this one. I will not find out until tomorrow what the inspection said.
- dmac is the female version of Dr. McDreamy.
- Thursday I am going to see The Buddy Holly Story at Toby's Dinner Theatre in Columbia, MD. I have been wanting to see this show for a while now but every time it comes around, I either miss it or cannot afford to go. So I am finally fucking going. I wanted to take my mom, just to treat her but she is sick. So I was going to ask my friend Josh when he text messaged me letting me he split with his wife. Why? He caught her cheating on him. I hope I never have to meet the guy she cheated on him with or Mikey will be serving time. No weapons, just the meat hooks (That's what I refer to my hands as... long story). Josh has been my best friend since 3rd grade, I will go to jail for him for this.
- My brother and I are going to hike through Denali in July. I asked him about it about a month ago but he really wants to go now. I am pumped. I hope it warms up a bit soon so I can start training. We are going where it is REQUIRED to carry a gun. AWESOMENESS!!!! Tickets are how much
!?-Finally, did I mention that dmac is awesome!!!
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Denali?! Too cool. Can't wait to hear about it!