I stole this from dmac because it is funny stuff. Look how skinny I got!!!!
We had our company Christmas party on Sunday. I was the only one of the 60+ people who attended that didn't drink. Even the 18yo drank. I just don't drink. Long side story. Anyway, guess who got pulled over on the way home... me. The short of the story is, the cop thought I was drinking, I told the truth, she didn't believe me, I took the breathalizer, blew a 0.01 somehow, 2 other cop cars show up, give me shit for about 30 minutes, 3rd cop car shows up, asks me to take the test again, blew 0.00, got warning, got home 1 hour later than I should have.
I did meet a cute girl at the party that works at the store on the other side of Baltimore. Issue: How do you hit on someone who out ranks you?
We had our company Christmas party on Sunday. I was the only one of the 60+ people who attended that didn't drink. Even the 18yo drank. I just don't drink. Long side story. Anyway, guess who got pulled over on the way home... me. The short of the story is, the cop thought I was drinking, I told the truth, she didn't believe me, I took the breathalizer, blew a 0.01 somehow, 2 other cop cars show up, give me shit for about 30 minutes, 3rd cop car shows up, asks me to take the test again, blew 0.00, got warning, got home 1 hour later than I should have.
I did meet a cute girl at the party that works at the store on the other side of Baltimore. Issue: How do you hit on someone who out ranks you?
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That link is funny.