I need to update more... or have maore to update.
I went to the DC Auto Show on sunday. Nothing really stood out this year. They brought out the new Camaro (which will be out in September) but that was it. I am looking to get a new car in the coming months but haven't narrowed it down yet. I have about 10 cars I...
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I went to the DC Auto Show on sunday. Nothing really stood out this year. They brought out the new Camaro (which will be out in September) but that was it. I am looking to get a new car in the coming months but haven't narrowed it down yet. I have about 10 cars I...
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Saturday morning I went to a competition in DC to be on a television show. What show? Everyday Edisons. I submitted 2 ideas. One apparently has already been made by some small company in Utah who has a similar concept but a completely different design. The other was turned down because it had "too specific of market". What kind of shit is that? With...
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dmac:
Yikes! McNuggets are like the most "mystery meat" substance in the whole universe. More so than even the stuff inside Taco Bell food!!!! Step away from the nuggets and you won't get hurt!
Good luck with the "Edison" ideas. Anything having to do with pet products is almost an assured gold mine so hang with it. The only bad ideas are the ones that never see the light of day and die on the intellectual vine. I say go for it.
Still waiting to hear about that trip back east in March..... details are slow at this point. Tick tock......
Good luck with the "Edison" ideas. Anything having to do with pet products is almost an assured gold mine so hang with it. The only bad ideas are the ones that never see the light of day and die on the intellectual vine. I say go for it.
Still waiting to hear about that trip back east in March..... details are slow at this point. Tick tock......
madscience:
You're an Everyday Edison to me!

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halfjack:
not unless its that one with the bow right above his pooper.
whatever you should both just cheers to modesty cuz you're both good-lookin people with brains
whatever you should both just cheers to modesty cuz you're both good-lookin people with brains
madscience:
Wow, when you clone yourself, you do a pretty good job!
She's hot.
Sorry for the long gaps between entries but I don't have a lot to update.
More and more people are coming to look at my house. There has been articles written about Havre de Grace in the Baltimore Sun and Washington Post in recent weeks. I think this is sending people my way. I should be getting rid of this place in the near future......
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More and more people are coming to look at my house. There has been articles written about Havre de Grace in the Baltimore Sun and Washington Post in recent weeks. I think this is sending people my way. I should be getting rid of this place in the near future......
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halfjack:
always, sugar. always.
also, check out my post in sg charm city. you should come!
also, check out my post in sg charm city. you should come!
halfjack:
aaaaaaaaaaaand also check out my friends page and see who is next to you. its a clone!
Well, Saturday Morning I got up at 4am to clean my house. You might say, "WTF is amatter wit chew?" I had someone coming to look at my house and I had to work at 8am. When else would it get done? My agent seems to think this is the same couple from 2 weeks ago. Second look could be a good thing.
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notthellama:
don't dress up. i too make an ugly woman. those of use who aren't so "gifted" owe it to society to not bring down the cross-dressed standard. 
madscience:
Ha ha, good for you, checking out the older women!
Can't wait to hear about your Tuesday nights in Baltimore . . .
Can't wait to hear about your Tuesday nights in Baltimore . . .
2006 Stats:
- Number of times having sex: 1 (Jan. 1)
- Number of times laid off: 1
- Number of months in audio engineering school: 6
- Number of different jobs held: 4
- Number of weddings attended: 7+ (I think I am missing 1 or 2)
- Number of times I have been shot down by a girl: 4
- Number of times...
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- Number of times having sex: 1 (Jan. 1)
- Number of times laid off: 1
- Number of months in audio engineering school: 6
- Number of different jobs held: 4
- Number of weddings attended: 7+ (I think I am missing 1 or 2)
- Number of times I have been shot down by a girl: 4
- Number of times...
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dmac:
Sad stats, my dear.....
We must do something about this.... STAT!
(and I have to agree with MadScience....the baby showers are the WORST!
Count your lucky stars that you don't have to slog thru the endless party games and countless coo's as the presents get opened).
(and I have to agree with MadScience....the baby showers are the WORST!
halfjack:
but i thought you like the taste of sauerkraut! i marinated for you!
Happy Boxing Day!!!
I guess I should backtrack a minute. Christmas eve we do this dinner theing with some family friends of ours. It's a tradition. It usually starts around 5... I got off work at 7. They refused to start without me which was nice but they also called me every 5 minutes on my way home finding out where I was. Give me...
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I guess I should backtrack a minute. Christmas eve we do this dinner theing with some family friends of ours. It's a tradition. It usually starts around 5... I got off work at 7. They refused to start without me which was nice but they also called me every 5 minutes on my way home finding out where I was. Give me...
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madscience:
Aw come on, they're Durex brand, I'm sure they're fine. It's not like they're some funky Thai no-name brand. Although, now that I think about it, you can buy knock-off EVERYTHING there . . . faux brand-name purses, clothes, shoes, etc, etc, etc. Maybe they're faux Durex! 
I stole this from dmac because it is funny stuff. Look how skinny I got!!!!
We had our company Christmas party on Sunday. I was the only one of the 60+ people who attended that didn't drink. Even the 18yo drank. I just don't drink. Long side story. Anyway, guess who got pulled over on the way home... me. The short of the story is,...
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We had our company Christmas party on Sunday. I was the only one of the 60+ people who attended that didn't drink. Even the 18yo drank. I just don't drink. Long side story. Anyway, guess who got pulled over on the way home... me. The short of the story is,...
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mrdeity:
How do you hit on somebody that out ranks you? Very, very carefully.
That link is funny.
That link is funny.
madscience:
Hope you had a good xmas! 
Nothing great to add.
my loan might not make it in time for christmas which will make for small gifts for everyone... or delayed. I did send out one gift through Amazon to one lucky lady and they say it "should" arrive by Dec 22nd (aka friday before Christmas) but knowing my luck recently they will get it in April.
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my loan might not make it in time for christmas which will make for small gifts for everyone... or delayed. I did send out one gift through Amazon to one lucky lady and they say it "should" arrive by Dec 22nd (aka friday before Christmas) but knowing my luck recently they will get it in April.
My new medication, tramadol, is...
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jamielee:
I'm sorry to hear you're so busy. Things will get better. And when they do, you should call me because it's been roughly 8 years since the last time we hung out.
Broken Pipe: fixed
People came to look at my house: no word yet
Went to Doctor about costant pain in legs: Gave me Tramadol (wtf is tramadol?)
Was told by a girl at work: "You must have a hard time getting girls because you look mean but you are really nice. Two bad qualities."
Equity loan for house: finally going through... but I have to...
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People came to look at my house: no word yet
Went to Doctor about costant pain in legs: Gave me Tramadol (wtf is tramadol?)
Was told by a girl at work: "You must have a hard time getting girls because you look mean but you are really nice. Two bad qualities."
Equity loan for house: finally going through... but I have to...
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dmac:
Wish list? You mean to tell me you've got $2,800 just lying around to buy me a diamond tennis bracelet?
Sign me up, baby. I'm yours!

Sign me up, baby. I'm yours!
madscience:
What a fucked up thing to say, that mean/nice comment. She's obviously a clueless bimbo! 
The reunion was... interesting.
My brother put it correctly: most of these people strive to be average but we go for something unique. Everybody there had the same story. Generic job, generic wife/husband, generic house... esentially, a generic life. Which I guess is why I stood out so much. I told a couple of people what my plans were and word traveled fast. Once I...
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My brother put it correctly: most of these people strive to be average but we go for something unique. Everybody there had the same story. Generic job, generic wife/husband, generic house... esentially, a generic life. Which I guess is why I stood out so much. I told a couple of people what my plans were and word traveled fast. Once I...
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dmac:
Ha! It's actually a pen with a little crystal ball at the end and when you push this little button on it, the thing lights up like a disco ball. The same gizmo makes an appearance in the "smell something" picture but Alex has it stuffed inside her shirt. 
mercie:
I've been seasonally unemployed twice. I can also do it blindfolded. I appreciate the hint but I'm already down with that page.
It's just that I actually technically got "fired" this time so they're being assholes and doing interviews and blah blah blah.
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jamielee:
Sucks about work. 
jamielee:
I definitely LOL'd when I woke up and saw that picture of Tattoo. 


I'll let you know more as soon as the info is available.
love ya!
I'm on a Prius kick. I know they're not as Borat says "the pussy magnet", but they get good gas milage and are a step towards saving the planet.