I just took a sex survey and these are the questions and answers I found most amusing.
6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? - maybe....
9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? - I broke a pair of glasses that way!!
31. Had sex with a teacher? - lol... Yeah! What?!?! It's not like he was *MY* teacher.
33. Had sex with a relative? - Well... NO! But there was a while when Alex's mom was trying to convince he and I that we were related. *shudders*
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? - Yeah, Canadian.
54. Had sex in a moving car? - *grin*
70. Had sex in a store dressing room? - HAHAHAHAHA! I have been sooooo tempted to! Alex actually worked for JCPenney's for a while and had caught/had a boss catch kids doing it and I always wanted to. I mean, he worked there! He could out smart the system!
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? - That was an amazing night!
6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? - maybe....
9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? - I broke a pair of glasses that way!!
31. Had sex with a teacher? - lol... Yeah! What?!?! It's not like he was *MY* teacher.
33. Had sex with a relative? - Well... NO! But there was a while when Alex's mom was trying to convince he and I that we were related. *shudders*
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? - Yeah, Canadian.
54. Had sex in a moving car? - *grin*
70. Had sex in a store dressing room? - HAHAHAHAHA! I have been sooooo tempted to! Alex actually worked for JCPenney's for a while and had caught/had a boss catch kids doing it and I always wanted to. I mean, he worked there! He could out smart the system!
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? - That was an amazing night!
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pinkily:
hahaha....a skank muffin? I love it! 
meow:
This is a lil back dated but I do agree that Cillian Murphy is a major hottie....and he was in Batman...what's not to love. 
