This one is funny as I've had so many instant flashbacks to when I've done stupid things over the years that ended badly. But one really dumb one was when I was like 12 years old and swinging on a swing. I'll try and explain it as best I can!
For some reason while I was mid-swing I decided to try to hold the swing with my arms behind me rather than at my side, so I was leaning forward with my arms straight out behind me. So of course the second the swing went back, I faceplanted into the ground. I badly winded myself and also to top it off as I tried to get up the swing smashed into the back of my head. So I just lay there gasping for breath and seeing stars. I completely didn't think about physics and ate shit. Well-deserved! It would have been hilarious to witness.
@rambo @missy Honestly, this would make my day as a front pager. I'd laugh my tits off with everyone about this!
