evil_puppet99

WOOHOO! I pretty much got some attention from Tattoodad and Coralee to help sustain my ever inflated-ego. I don't know what it is, I even think its dumb but ladies all you got do to get a guy is carress that ego, dont grab, carress . Anyways, I'm stoked about going to WI tomorrow (27th of JUNE) by train, cause I'm a cheap bastard. I'm definitely calling it "fest"ive trip, cause I'm going to SummerFEST in WI, OzzFEST in STL, and PuppetFEST in Brigton MO. I know your like, woah! wait a minute did he say Puppet?...fest, and yes, yes I did. If you couldn't tell by the name, I have a passion for puppetry, It is such a lost art now with Shelly Devall, Mr. Rogers, and Jim Henson leaving us (R.I.P.) and its also a double dip because I'm part of the military cause I love this country, but I don't nessissarily love who's running it, so I'm also an evil political puppet cause I have no say anymore with my limitations on the Constitution. Well anyways, I'm definitely going to Larry's (it's a stripclub) tonight to see Michelle. Okay, again your probably all woah! superior Nick (real name, pretty much superiors part of it too ), anyways, Nick why Larry's and Michelle!?!?!?!. So let me explain before your freak out, I go to Larry's to partake in the festivities and I was having an okay time until girl of my dream walks in (looks just like Bettie Page), so I stopped the girl rubbin' her boobs in my face, mid-boobie jiggle and asked who this mystery girl was and she said Michelle. I get up, mid-dance, and wait for Michelle to perform (pissed the stripper off, it was great). Michelle's name is called, I grab a seat in the partially empty club by the stage and she comes out and she selected to play the Dresden Dolls (whom I love). She was magnificant on the pole (10X better than any of the other girls) and when she made it over to me, I showed her the shirt I had on with Bettie Page on it, threw her a 20 and she hopped off the stage (they had to stop the music, it was so rebel-girl I loved it) and we sat at the bar and talked for hours and now I'm happy to say I would consider her a friend, not a close one but one that I know will listen and go see naked time to time Come to find out, the reason shes so damn good on the pole is that she does an "aerial-burlesque" show called Gravity Plays Favorites (from the Dresdon Dolls song http://www.myspace.com/gravityplaysfavorites). So I'm pretty much their first groupie I think and I hope they get partially famous cause it is beautiful, absolute poetry in motion. Well, reader if you made it this far without porn surfing or going to the chatrooms, Kudos to you and I bid you Ado or however you spell it.