***For maximum enjoyment, dim the lights and scroll through this enrty one line at a time!)***
(taped 6/4/04 in front of a live studio audience, in stereo where applicable)
Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the 1st annual EvanX SG Appreciation Awards! And now, here's your host - EvanX!!!!
"Thank you, and thank you all for coming. Without you all I would not have had such a great year! Yes, that's right, one year ago today I became a member of this amazing website! And what a year it's been! I have met so many wonderful, unique people and had so much fun, both off-line and on. But enough gushing and let's get on with the show!"
The first category of the evening is -
Favorite SG member who I HAVE NOT met off-line.
The nominees are
xAtreyUx
Berlinn (Formally RxQueen)
Doug
Cineman
Savier
"Ooo! I'm nervous! Envelope please..."
And the winner is...
Berlinn!!!! She was my first friend ever on here. Without her, it would just not be the same! We have strikingly similar music tastes and she's super sweet and funny! I
her!!!
The next category is -
Favorite SG member who I HAVE met off-line.
And the nominees are
Oninotaki
SYH653
Sorcha
MrNiceGuy
Mikael
"Wow, a tough competition! Too bad only one person can win..."
And the award goes to....
Sorcha!!!!!! OK, you may be thinking she won because of that picture. But the truth is, as much as I love all of the other nominees, she has become a close friend in the last year and we have connected very well on a personal level. We have a lot in common and she's always a pleasure to hang around!
Our next category is -
Favorite Suicide Girl who I HAVE NOT met off-line.
The nominees are
Bettina
Violet (I was in the same room as her, but we never "officially" met)
NicoleLee
Nic
Nadine
"Oh, they are all such beautiful ladies!"
And the winner is....
Bettina!!!! I love everything about her. Her style is awesome and she has a perfect butt and gorgeous feet! And I can't forget - she is my straightedge sister! Rock on!
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And now, for our musical guests, 311 will perform their rendition of Lovesong:
...and I will always love you...
"Ah, thanks guys! What a great song. And now, back to the awards..."
***********************************************************************************
The next category is -
Favorite Suicide Girl who I HAVE met off-line.
The nominees are
Bathory
Alisa
Kira
Les
Sabine
"Oh boy! All of those girls are really cool in person, I wonder who will win?"
And the award goes to...
Sabine!!!!! She is seriously the cutest and sweetest SG that I have met. She has the absolute most greatest smile ever and it has to be seen in person to be fully appreciated!
"And now, here are some of the awards given out at ceremonies earlier this week"
Favorite SB model -
inlovewithjets!!!! He has the most alluring eyes and his ink is damn awesome!!!!
Favorite PSW model -
Delilah!!!! Wow! I seariously had to take a cold shower after looking at this set. She is so radiant!
Favorite "not-quite-an-SG" -
TiffanyJewel!!!! She's so awesome, and she froze her ass off for this great looking set. It's lame that it didn't get accepted! Plus, I know her in "real life" so that makes her ultra cool!
Favorite staff member -
Katie!!!! I had a merch problem one time and she was very helpful!
Favorite SG group -
The Strike Team!!!! Yay! The Shield fans unite!!!!
Favorite SG thread -
Why was Stormy Kicked off the SGB Tour??? !!!! I was so sick of seeing threads pop up all over the site about this topic, so I hijacked it with a line from MST3K, Voltaire ran with it and the end result was like 10 pages of comments about potatoes! And to quote Stormy herself, "this thread started off about me and turned into a great discussion of potatoes.-my favorite food. all is right in the world." This was one of my proudest SG moments!
Favotite zotted member -
xtx!!!! He was a cool guy, a Shield fan, but I know he creeped a lot of people out and tended to write bizarre things in SG's journals.
Favorite M.I.A. member -
LX AND infidel(swimming)!!!! This one's a tie folks! They have both gone anon and I miss them quite a bit. One went under mysterious and the other went under shady circumstances. I sure hope they'll be back!
Favorite SG event that I've attended -
Toronto Prom 2004!!!! Duh!!!!
"And that just about wraps up for tonight's festivities. It's been one hell of a year and I have each and every one of you out there to thank for it. My year would have been quite boring without SuicideGirls.com! And if you were not honored tonight, don't fret, you just need to try a little harder for next years ceremony! Goodnight"
* EvanX bows *
* Curtain falls *
(taped 6/4/04 in front of a live studio audience, in stereo where applicable)
Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the 1st annual EvanX SG Appreciation Awards! And now, here's your host - EvanX!!!!
"Thank you, and thank you all for coming. Without you all I would not have had such a great year! Yes, that's right, one year ago today I became a member of this amazing website! And what a year it's been! I have met so many wonderful, unique people and had so much fun, both off-line and on. But enough gushing and let's get on with the show!"
The first category of the evening is -
Favorite SG member who I HAVE NOT met off-line.
The nominees are
xAtreyUx
Berlinn (Formally RxQueen)
Doug
Cineman
Savier
"Ooo! I'm nervous! Envelope please..."
And the winner is...
Berlinn!!!! She was my first friend ever on here. Without her, it would just not be the same! We have strikingly similar music tastes and she's super sweet and funny! I
her!!!
The next category is -
Favorite SG member who I HAVE met off-line.
And the nominees are
Oninotaki
SYH653
Sorcha
MrNiceGuy
Mikael
"Wow, a tough competition! Too bad only one person can win..."
And the award goes to....
Sorcha!!!!!! OK, you may be thinking she won because of that picture. But the truth is, as much as I love all of the other nominees, she has become a close friend in the last year and we have connected very well on a personal level. We have a lot in common and she's always a pleasure to hang around!
Our next category is -
Favorite Suicide Girl who I HAVE NOT met off-line.
The nominees are
Bettina
Violet (I was in the same room as her, but we never "officially" met)
NicoleLee
Nic
Nadine
"Oh, they are all such beautiful ladies!"
And the winner is....
Bettina!!!! I love everything about her. Her style is awesome and she has a perfect butt and gorgeous feet! And I can't forget - she is my straightedge sister! Rock on!
***********************************************************************************
And now, for our musical guests, 311 will perform their rendition of Lovesong:
...and I will always love you...
"Ah, thanks guys! What a great song. And now, back to the awards..."
***********************************************************************************
The next category is -
Favorite Suicide Girl who I HAVE met off-line.
The nominees are
Bathory
Alisa
Kira
Les
Sabine
"Oh boy! All of those girls are really cool in person, I wonder who will win?"
And the award goes to...
Sabine!!!!! She is seriously the cutest and sweetest SG that I have met. She has the absolute most greatest smile ever and it has to be seen in person to be fully appreciated!
"And now, here are some of the awards given out at ceremonies earlier this week"
Favorite SB model -
inlovewithjets!!!! He has the most alluring eyes and his ink is damn awesome!!!!
Favorite PSW model -
Delilah!!!! Wow! I seariously had to take a cold shower after looking at this set. She is so radiant!
Favorite "not-quite-an-SG" -
TiffanyJewel!!!! She's so awesome, and she froze her ass off for this great looking set. It's lame that it didn't get accepted! Plus, I know her in "real life" so that makes her ultra cool!
Favorite staff member -
Katie!!!! I had a merch problem one time and she was very helpful!
Favorite SG group -
The Strike Team!!!! Yay! The Shield fans unite!!!!
Favorite SG thread -
Why was Stormy Kicked off the SGB Tour??? !!!! I was so sick of seeing threads pop up all over the site about this topic, so I hijacked it with a line from MST3K, Voltaire ran with it and the end result was like 10 pages of comments about potatoes! And to quote Stormy herself, "this thread started off about me and turned into a great discussion of potatoes.-my favorite food. all is right in the world." This was one of my proudest SG moments!
Favotite zotted member -
xtx!!!! He was a cool guy, a Shield fan, but I know he creeped a lot of people out and tended to write bizarre things in SG's journals.
Favorite M.I.A. member -
LX AND infidel(swimming)!!!! This one's a tie folks! They have both gone anon and I miss them quite a bit. One went under mysterious and the other went under shady circumstances. I sure hope they'll be back!
Favorite SG event that I've attended -
Toronto Prom 2004!!!! Duh!!!!
"And that just about wraps up for tonight's festivities. It's been one hell of a year and I have each and every one of you out there to thank for it. My year would have been quite boring without SuicideGirls.com! And if you were not honored tonight, don't fret, you just need to try a little harder for next years ceremony! Goodnight"
* EvanX bows *
* Curtain falls *
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It wasnt bad losing to her...i love her