So this is it: my first blog on Suicidegirls. As it stands, absolutly nothing interesting happened to me today, so I guess this first blog will serve more as an advertisement; an advertisement for all the fun, exciting blogs to come in future. And believe you me, they will be exciting: we're talking action, suspense, and intregue on levels that will make James Bond look like a weak-willed child. So next time I write something on here, strap in, assume a comfortable position, and get ready to shit your face.