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do you ever look at your poo in the toilet and think "when the fuck did i eat corn?" ???

yeah- me neither.. i was just asking..
really..

anyway.. a lot of you know that i'm not looking for cock, right?
i'm tired of guys assuming that just because i have a membership here, i'm looking for cock or somehting- if i wanted it, i would have no trouble finding it, and thank you very much for the offers, but do you see a "view dating profile" on here? no. you shouldn't. cause i have "NOT LOOKING" selected. great. that's my ass. i'm glad you like it..
thanks..
but i have a man. infact, i have more than one. i don't need anymore.
unless you plan on spoiling the shit out of me and being a suggar daddy (a little shit that'll give me everything they can while they get nothing in return, just the satasfaction from the humiliation OF getting absolutely nothing,) then i don't want anything to do with you.
want a wish list? fucking email me or somehting..
infact, maybe i'll put THAT on a dating status.
bitches.

now VAG, on the other hand!

and yes, i am in a particularly bitchy mood.