I don't have to go to work on Friday. Who wants to amuse me?
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Well, as several of you predicted might happen, I'm back. IrishPunkTom, the darling, bought me a gift account. I'm not sure how long it's for, or whether you'll be able to woo me so well that I'll start paying again, but you've got me for the moment.
Since I've been gone, I have:
Not been writing as much as I should (see below).
Applied...
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Since I've been gone, I have:
Not been writing as much as I should (see below).
Applied...
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peter_piper:
i could have sworn that I typed out a message here.. but it must not have sent... how odd
peter_piper:
It was about Blue Door.
I felt there was something Creepy behind that Door.
Mabe a murderer or a dead body.. in a bath.
I felt there was something Creepy behind that Door.
Mabe a murderer or a dead body.. in a bath.
Hey, pumpkins,
This will be my last entry. You all rock...you're just so damn distracting. I'm sure I will see plenty of you in person in the not-too-distant future. In the meantime, go see a show at the Baliwick Theatre and fawn over my paintings in the hallway. They're up in conjunction with the play Inventing Van Gogh, but you can go see Naked Boys...
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This will be my last entry. You all rock...you're just so damn distracting. I'm sure I will see plenty of you in person in the not-too-distant future. In the meantime, go see a show at the Baliwick Theatre and fawn over my paintings in the hallway. They're up in conjunction with the play Inventing Van Gogh, but you can go see Naked Boys...
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olsen:
Well....since you insist......
When we going out??
When we going out??
magni:
So long esme.... see you in the real world. 
"So what are you gonna do now, Connie?"
"The usual--write, worry about stuff. Try to become that writer instead of a writer."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Something I've been thingking about, to do with dreams and success. How you wish things were, as opposed to how they actually are. But I guess that gap is what makes life interesting--reality colliding with your dreams."
-Sean...
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"The usual--write, worry about stuff. Try to become that writer instead of a writer."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Something I've been thingking about, to do with dreams and success. How you wish things were, as opposed to how they actually are. But I guess that gap is what makes life interesting--reality colliding with your dreams."
-Sean...
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punkadixon:
How perfectly like my luck. Just as I am stepping on the scene, my friends are stepping out the door. Bummer. Ah, well, we still have the Jolie Holland concert...er, well, you didnt go to that,.....but still.
ojaeflo:
Happy 2005!!! Hope to hear from you soon!!!
Last night I got a $100 tip.
This couple came in; Id seen them at least a couple times before, the guy at least. He was there on my second or third day of work, chatting with the manager. He turns to me, says, So, youre new here.
Yup, guess so.
So, do you know how to make a whiskey sour?
Yeah.
Then he just...
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This couple came in; Id seen them at least a couple times before, the guy at least. He was there on my second or third day of work, chatting with the manager. He turns to me, says, So, youre new here.
Yup, guess so.
So, do you know how to make a whiskey sour?
Yeah.
Then he just...
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difranco:
i liked that story, the one thing thats kept me most alert for the last 24 hours..
thank you dear
thank you dear
shicawgo:
Merry Christmas if you celebrate!
Some of the choice items I did not pick up at our local mall today include PMS relief massage oil and chocolate souffle scented eau de toilette. Thank you.
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amstar:
wow, thats some fantastic stocking stuffers 
I'm going away in about 3 hours, but I get back on the 30th... We need to go out again, and consume much more alcohol in a much shorter timeframe
Speak to you soon pretty girl
I'm going away in about 3 hours, but I get back on the 30th... We need to go out again, and consume much more alcohol in a much shorter timeframe
Speak to you soon pretty girl
amstar:
PS. You got an overload of smilies. Lucky you!
As tempting as it is to wait for one more comment so I would have 4 pages, it's been awhile, so I'll update.
Having turned twenty-four, I feel I am now officially in the throes of my quarter-life crisis. I'm not entirely educated about what my options are at this point, but I'm pretty sure I want to go back to school. Part of the...
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Having turned twenty-four, I feel I am now officially in the throes of my quarter-life crisis. I'm not entirely educated about what my options are at this point, but I'm pretty sure I want to go back to school. Part of the...
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cat:
okay. the job. it's possible you wouldn't like it at all. but it's in a chiropractic office in little italy, on the south side, on taylor street, in an awesome neighborhood. I've been working with these guys (two doctors) since september. my time there will be up next week, however, they're looking for someone to be an office manager. it's full time. 8-7 with a 2 hour lunch break. the guys are both really nice, and in their 30s. it's a relatively new practice, open now for 2 years. all the patients are great. real characters. some mobsters. lots of cops (ironic), and lots of material for a great reality tv show. they need someone to do medical billing, filing, answering the phones, booking appointments, etc. It's a fun place to work, with good people, and they'd be pretty relaxed bosses. if you're interested you should get your resume over to them ASAP as they need to fill the position immediately. if you're still interested I'll give you the info to send your stuff onto them. hope all is well. what are you guys doing for x-mas? I'll be here. doing fuck all. so I'm up for chillin if you're around.
itburns:
ALADNSN is a convertible and I only drive it in the summer. I crashed the ecco-destroying SUV with the XIOLA plate.
Picture back b/c no one liked the new one and I'm looking for a better substitute.
What's new?
Picture back b/c no one liked the new one and I'm looking for a better substitute.
What's new?
Bread pudding for me!
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daweenis:
Hope your birthday was fun and happy. Sorry I missed ya. I owe you upon my return. I'll be in the position to be more social then...have a good holiday....
ladymaze:
Just got yer message from this morning.
Don't worry. I'm fine. I only called 'cause A) I thought you might still be awake and B) I wanted to laugh at the phoenix with you.
But no worries. I'm A-OK and tip-top and all that jazz.
Let's do the Girls' Night thing more often. So much fun!
Don't worry. I'm fine. I only called 'cause A) I thought you might still be awake and B) I wanted to laugh at the phoenix with you.
But no worries. I'm A-OK and tip-top and all that jazz.
Let's do the Girls' Night thing more often. So much fun!
I had a friend once who was always giving me things. Trinkets. Nothing of value. Usually little pieces of jewelry, the kind you get from a 25 cent gumball machine at the grocery store. He'd hand them over shyly, say "Here, I got you something."
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itburns:
you inspired me to write today.
reading the results, i see that apparently it was smart to go to law school and leave the musician thing behind.
i'll try again friday.
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reading the results, i see that apparently it was smart to go to law school and leave the musician thing behind.
i'll try again friday.
[Edited on Dec 09, 2004 10:07PM]
samemistakes:
Woah. Pictures.
So I decided to google myself today, because...well, because sometimes you have to do that. actually, my specific motivation was to see whether my name came up on the High Risk Gallery page (it does!). But in the process, I found this. (you don't have to bother to click...the interesting part is like 2/3s of the way down and would involve reading a lot...
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prendick:
1) Why is Santa's beard blue?
It's a surgical mask
2) Is the baby doll supposed to be Jesus?
I never thought of that
3) Or a dental patient?
probably, I mean ...come on, right?!
4) Either way, what is Santa about to do to it?
Santa wants to be a dentist!
5) That's Howard, isn't it? My stop!
What time are you usually there? I'll stalk you when the weather gets warmer.
I'll be back to read you j...that use to happen to me all the time...not much you can do about it, pretty rare accually. Don't worry.
It's a surgical mask
2) Is the baby doll supposed to be Jesus?
I never thought of that
3) Or a dental patient?
probably, I mean ...come on, right?!
4) Either way, what is Santa about to do to it?
Santa wants to be a dentist!
5) That's Howard, isn't it? My stop!
What time are you usually there? I'll stalk you when the weather gets warmer.
I'll be back to read you j...that use to happen to me all the time...not much you can do about it, pretty rare accually. Don't worry.
shicawgo:
god that ropes pic is beautiful.......
Define "Amuse"?