In just over three weeks, on the final Sunday of August, I will lose the first of my close friends to the penultimate sacrament, that mysterious delicacy they call marriage.
And I have to get the stripper. I need him to come to the tiny town of Fort Defiance, VA.
Clearly, I am doing something wrong. I type in things like male stripper Virginia or bachelorette party Virginia, and get back what look to be promising sites, but in the end I cant seem to find any fellows that service this particular section of Appalachia. How exactly does one go about procuring adult entertainment for the slightly rural crowd?
And I have to get the stripper. I need him to come to the tiny town of Fort Defiance, VA.
Clearly, I am doing something wrong. I type in things like male stripper Virginia or bachelorette party Virginia, and get back what look to be promising sites, but in the end I cant seem to find any fellows that service this particular section of Appalachia. How exactly does one go about procuring adult entertainment for the slightly rural crowd?
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um, nevermind.
There was a very recent article in one of those men's magazines about an ordinary man (Yes we are out there and proud!) who stripped for a friend's bachelorette party. He got lessons from a pro first. He went through various hair removal, tanning, toning, and dance move lessons before hand before he performed the act.
Supposedly it went well.