escapegoat

fuckin wild................so like im at work........and its new years eve and all.......and most of the employees have gone home.......and im gettin ready to bail.........and i get handed 4 bottles of champagne........cheap shit, but who cares for free.........then i turn around and grab a smoked ale for the stash.........then i start driving home, bare in mind its about 15 blocks(4 min.drive).......champagne and beer by my side......then suddenly i notice that theres a shopping cart on its side,on the curb,with shit all over the place, then realize that there is a girl underneathe it.......so me and a bus driver stop in the rush hour traffic to be good sams......bus driver calls emergency and i go towards the girl........apon getting there, i see that it was beer bottles all over the place, and a drunk indian girl underneath passed out........i said "hey are you are right?" and one eye opens then closes.......i asked again "hey are you hurt?" "what happened?"......she opens eyes and says "im fine".........so i reply "oh ok good?" "maybe we dont need the cops to show up."............with out a word, she rose from the dead brushing the shopping cart and broken glass from her and fuckin walks away.........so i deducted that she didnt want to see the cops, because she knew it meant detox........so off into the sunset she goes........so me and a couple other good sams are cleaning up the mess........then realizing that there is a bunch of imported beers here......one six pack to you and a six pack to you and one by one they left till im there alone...........so i ended up scoring in excess of two cases beers......and its st pauli's girl as we speak...........word up!......happy new years mutha fuckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!