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My Dad and my Step mother are moving to Florida next week, so naturally we took them out for a big dinner at a nice restaurant. My step brother (Rich) is getting married in a few months to this girl (Christine) who has a son from another marriage (named Dylan) which would make him my step nephew if there is such a thing. So the kid is totally hyperactive and a total pain in the ass and his mother just tells every one to ignore him. I prefer to encourage him in his bad habits, for which he clings to me pretty much the entire evening because he knows that his mother wont say anything as long as Im there. (Until they actually get married any way) My step brother thinks it's funny as hell too so he doesn't say anything either. So he spent the night pissing his mom off and making a mess on the table. My other step brothers (Gene) fianc (Erica) who is totally gorgeous (tall leggy dark skin Italian girl) loves kids so naturally she is bugging Dylan all night for "hugs and kisses" which he hates. (I said she was hot, not tolerable) So anyway the highlight of my evening was when my step brother told Dylan to calm down at one point ar he would get "a purple nurple" Dylan not knowing what this was asked me and I told him. A little time goes by and I start talking to my sisters boyfriend (Franky) about a welding project that we have in mind and Erica starts saying shit to Dylan again. He comes over to me when Im in the middle of my conversation and says "I'm going to give Erica a purple nurple" Of course at this point I have like 6 beers in me and Im not really even paying attention to what Dylan is saying. So I say "Ok buddy go ahead." So he walks around the table and just straight up gooses her boob. She just has this stunned look on her face. Dylan's mother just screams "Dylan!" I'm sitting there trying not to piss myself from laughing so hard. Both of my step brothers are in tears and pretty much every one else at the table missed the entire event.
The evening continued and every one else started to get a little drunk. My sisters boyfriend who is your typical biker from the Bronx, starts tormenting my step brothers (Rich) fiancs mom, who is a strict Catholic Irish woman. He's telling her all kinds of shit like she should go with him to his next rally and get a couple tattoos and even invited her to go smoke a joint out in the parking lot while they were waiting on dessert.
Many other humorous events took place through out the evening which I won't get into about here. But long story short I had a great time tonight.