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Ok so im back from vacation. I have to go back to work in a few days. Last week i was sitting at the pool overlooking the ocean drinking captain and coke in key west. Today im sitting on my futon looking at the sleet falling outside my window. Something tells me i should move.

Alrighty then. New Years resolutions / promises etc etc.

This will not be a "year of discovery"

I will not "get to know myself"

I will not try to "better myself" this year.

I will also not try and be "more aware" of "others feelings" this year.

I will not "dress the part"

I will not "go with the flow"

I will not "apply myself" to anything.

And i will certainly not engage in any activities that cause any thought "outside the box".

I will not show any appreciation towards my peers or co-workers and i will not think things out before i do them.

These things have gotten me no where in the past so it is time for them to be laid to rest.

I will however "whore myself" in all forms of the term.

I will "take advantage" of everything i get a chance to.

I will flip people off when i get cut off on the highway.

I will flip people off when I cut Them off.

I will jam on my breaks for no good reason at all.

I will make fun of those less fortunate than me and i will complain about those more fortunate than me.

I will adopt poor personal hygene and social habbits.

I will persuade people to do things they may not want to do so long as there is gain in it for me.

And i will hit on every girl who is obviously not interested.


Thus will be the ways of 2006.... fuckers



naked people are their own reward