erin

mmhmmm. i wanna flirt. i wanna be cute and funny and irresistably snuggly. i wanna do my makeup and fluff my hair, put on some false eyelashes so i can bat-bat-bat them. i want silky lingerie under my frilly skirt and some stockings hitched up to a garter belt. i want lotion to smooth on my freshly shaved skin after a hot bath by candlelight.

i want bunny slippers and an eyemask, ala breakfast at tiffanies. some hot chocolate, a good book and a cat that smells like dryer sheets to rest on my shoulder.

i gotta go take a shit cya