erin

she lived a treacherous life, rummaging through old lint screens trying to find that one last penny. i only wish i had never told her it was spam that night, when she was having trouble distinguishing the flavor of that meat.

veronica, be strong in the after-life, i know that there's metal surrounding you, and some day, somewhere, the pisces will reign, because the aquarius have for too long.

whatever the hell that 2nd paragraph meant, it's like an L. Ron Hubbard novel. I only hope the penguins play still.

Dead or not, V still has the best back I've ever seen.
Sex on a stick, I swear it.

-Scotty

PS If you die you miss partaking in my Veggie Lasagna.