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every day.... every fucking day there comes a time when someone says just a few little words, not necessarily about anything at all - and my brain starts pumping out showtunes and 80's breakfast cereal jingles and kiddie songs like a fucking casio keyboard.
well this is my request.
THE INSANITY MUST STOP.
i am seeking the services of a qualified professional lobotomist (is that a word?) to rid me of this tireless broken record disease. I will pay you in deutsche marks for a successful surgical procedure. success is indicated by my ability to still perform minor functions such as eating, sleeping and pissing, but i will have chloe test the effectiveness of the procedure - and it must be effective. (she is so good at what she does.)
name your price....
every day.... every fucking day there comes a time when someone says just a few little words, not necessarily about anything at all - and my brain starts pumping out showtunes and 80's breakfast cereal jingles and kiddie songs like a fucking casio keyboard.
well this is my request.
THE INSANITY MUST STOP.
i am seeking the services of a qualified professional lobotomist (is that a word?) to rid me of this tireless broken record disease. I will pay you in deutsche marks for a successful surgical procedure. success is indicated by my ability to still perform minor functions such as eating, sleeping and pissing, but i will have chloe test the effectiveness of the procedure - and it must be effective. (she is so good at what she does.)
name your price....
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In the 1950's (I think) there was a doctor who pioneered a rapid frontal lobotomy procedure which involved nothing more than shoving a household icepick behind a subject's eyeball. He tried it, seemed to work. Showed off said procedure by lining up a couple dozen patients and jabbing them all behind the eyeball with an icepick.
If you're desperate, I could try the same on you. But uh... no guarantees or anything, alright?