Kartoffel Summer tour 2008
Salutations True Believers! It is your favorite megastar the mighty Kartoffel to let you in on the start of the summer tour! This summer tour has gotten off to a good start with several stops so far and more to come as I kick into gear to appease all my fans.
Speaking of fans, I am offering my new fan club package in several levels depending upon how hardcore a fan you are.
The tin level.
At this level you get receive my special news letter talking about how I do things like normal people such as wake up and eat. That's about all you get for this tier
The copper level
For this level I will at least pretend to have some interest in you and I will give you plenty of opportunities to buy my amazing products and let you know where I will be so you wonderful people can spend even more money on me.
The silver level.
For this level you get to participate in my super secret members forum, and a special members forum for insider pics of my shows and appearances.
The gold level
You get to download my amazing podcasts and have first run opportunities to buy tickets to my shows.
The extra special stalker package
For those truly dedicated fans you get a sample of my hair for your DNA collection, a large cardboard cut out of me to keep in your room and special radio collar so that I (and my security team) will always know where you are now since you are so special to me.
So on to how the tour has started off so far. My early leg of the tour intersected with Megedeth on their Gigantour in San Jose. They put on a great show and great and I made sure to let them bask in most of the limelight so as to not make them feel unappreciated. So on to the next portion of the tour to date.
Las Vegas
I made my next appearance in the city of people losing their money to large casinos. A great town with fantastic entertainment and the ability to buy booze by the Vat. I made several stops while here. I graced a couple of the Cirque du Soleil performances with my presence, and also stopped to perform with one of my favorite Finnish metal bands Nightwish. I was also very impressed to see one of my fans from Delta College made the trip to catch my show (A Bryan Travis, your special stalker radio collar is arriving shortly in the mail).
Now on to upcoming legs of the Kartoffel Summer tour
Being a titan of the tech industry I of course I can't forget my people there. So on June 7th & 8th, I am going to attend the Intel Lanfest in Folsom California. A large lan party with prizes games and of course the fabulous opportunity to meet yours truly.
June 14th
My cousins Wedding! This is a very busy time for weddings in Clan Kartoffel, with 2 happening this summer
End of June
I am most likely going to throw a special bash for my most dedicated fans to come meet me and we can all play the newly released Rockband on the Wii once I acquire it.
July
There are several great events going on for the month of July.
July 12th
For this weekend I am making a limited engagement appearance with the Rockstar Mayhem fest featuring Disturbed, Slipknot, Dragonforce and others.
July 19th-29th
This is going to be one of the big legs of the Kartoffel Sumer tour. Starting with my appearance at Disneyland earlier in the week followed by a extended show at Comic-Con in San Diego.
August
Aug 17th
For this month I have my second wedding to attend for my other cousin.
While the rest of the month is not set in stone since it takes time to find venues that are able to support the throngs of fans who come to see me, there looks like a chance for me to appear at Konocti Harbor in Clear Lake to share the stage with Various luminaries of the rock world including KISS
That is all for now true believers! Have a great time and make sure to catch my summer shows!
Salutations True Believers! It is your favorite megastar the mighty Kartoffel to let you in on the start of the summer tour! This summer tour has gotten off to a good start with several stops so far and more to come as I kick into gear to appease all my fans.
Speaking of fans, I am offering my new fan club package in several levels depending upon how hardcore a fan you are.
The tin level.
At this level you get receive my special news letter talking about how I do things like normal people such as wake up and eat. That's about all you get for this tier
The copper level
For this level I will at least pretend to have some interest in you and I will give you plenty of opportunities to buy my amazing products and let you know where I will be so you wonderful people can spend even more money on me.
The silver level.
For this level you get to participate in my super secret members forum, and a special members forum for insider pics of my shows and appearances.
The gold level
You get to download my amazing podcasts and have first run opportunities to buy tickets to my shows.
The extra special stalker package
For those truly dedicated fans you get a sample of my hair for your DNA collection, a large cardboard cut out of me to keep in your room and special radio collar so that I (and my security team) will always know where you are now since you are so special to me.
So on to how the tour has started off so far. My early leg of the tour intersected with Megedeth on their Gigantour in San Jose. They put on a great show and great and I made sure to let them bask in most of the limelight so as to not make them feel unappreciated. So on to the next portion of the tour to date.
Las Vegas
I made my next appearance in the city of people losing their money to large casinos. A great town with fantastic entertainment and the ability to buy booze by the Vat. I made several stops while here. I graced a couple of the Cirque du Soleil performances with my presence, and also stopped to perform with one of my favorite Finnish metal bands Nightwish. I was also very impressed to see one of my fans from Delta College made the trip to catch my show (A Bryan Travis, your special stalker radio collar is arriving shortly in the mail).
Now on to upcoming legs of the Kartoffel Summer tour
Being a titan of the tech industry I of course I can't forget my people there. So on June 7th & 8th, I am going to attend the Intel Lanfest in Folsom California. A large lan party with prizes games and of course the fabulous opportunity to meet yours truly.
June 14th
My cousins Wedding! This is a very busy time for weddings in Clan Kartoffel, with 2 happening this summer
End of June
I am most likely going to throw a special bash for my most dedicated fans to come meet me and we can all play the newly released Rockband on the Wii once I acquire it.
July
There are several great events going on for the month of July.
July 12th
For this weekend I am making a limited engagement appearance with the Rockstar Mayhem fest featuring Disturbed, Slipknot, Dragonforce and others.
July 19th-29th
This is going to be one of the big legs of the Kartoffel Sumer tour. Starting with my appearance at Disneyland earlier in the week followed by a extended show at Comic-Con in San Diego.
August
Aug 17th
For this month I have my second wedding to attend for my other cousin.
While the rest of the month is not set in stone since it takes time to find venues that are able to support the throngs of fans who come to see me, there looks like a chance for me to appear at Konocti Harbor in Clear Lake to share the stage with Various luminaries of the rock world including KISS
That is all for now true believers! Have a great time and make sure to catch my summer shows!