rizzo:
ooooooooh I like this year's!
Wedding day!!!!
AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
I'm leaving in about 20 minutes for it.
I'll be back later tonight to update, complete with pictures of Me as Minister.
Dear God, PLEASE don't let me fuck this up!
AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!
I'm leaving in about 20 minutes for it.
I'll be back later tonight to update, complete with pictures of Me as Minister.
Dear God, PLEASE don't let me fuck this up!
This is the speech i'm giving at the wedding. I really hope I don't fuck it up...
Welcome, family, friends and loved ones. We gather here today to celebrate the wedding of Laura and Luis. You have come here to share in this formal commitment they make to one another, to offer your love and support to this union, and to allow Laura and Luis...
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Welcome, family, friends and loved ones. We gather here today to celebrate the wedding of Laura and Luis. You have come here to share in this formal commitment they make to one another, to offer your love and support to this union, and to allow Laura and Luis...
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ojaeflo:
You're gonna make a lot of friends and family VERY, VERY happy. 
ojaeflo:
It's like a bumper crop of wedding opportunities! 
oh shit!
I just realized, the wedding I'm performing is NEXT WEEKEND!!!
AGGGGGGH!
I'm not ready!!!!
I just realized, the wedding I'm performing is NEXT WEEKEND!!!
AGGGGGGH!
I'm not ready!!!!
I inherited 4 anole lizards yesterday.
Using my deep knowledge of literary classics, I have named them
Larry, Curley, Moe and Shemp.
Using my deep knowledge of literary classics, I have named them
Larry, Curley, Moe and Shemp.
rizzo:
hahahaha
you shoulda named them after the Marx Brothers
you shoulda named them after the Marx Brothers
Y'know, for someone without a job, I've been doing a LOT of goddamn work lately.
yeeeesh.
yeeeesh.
Over the last 30+ years, my neighbor Norma has terrorized the neighborhood. She's an evil, hateful woman.
On the 4th of July, she'll turn on every light in and around the house, to ruin our fireworks.
Halloween, she'll have the lights on to invite kids up, and won't answer the door when they knock.
If a kid kicks or hits a ball into her yard,...
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On the 4th of July, she'll turn on every light in and around the house, to ruin our fireworks.
Halloween, she'll have the lights on to invite kids up, and won't answer the door when they knock.
If a kid kicks or hits a ball into her yard,...
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ojaeflo:
Seriously, dude.
It is time to get gangsta/medieval on her.
You need to make a well-organized group effort to make her life miserable.
It is time to get gangsta/medieval on her.
You need to make a well-organized group effort to make her life miserable.
rizzo:
what a cunt
Too pissed off to talk about it right now
details when i feel calm
details when i feel calm
Had to have a tooth pulled today.
it fucking SUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!!!
but not having it in my mouth feels a lot better than when the infected bastard was there, hurting me 24/7.
it fucking SUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!!!
but not having it in my mouth feels a lot better than when the infected bastard was there, hurting me 24/7.
ojaeflo:
Hope you got hooked up with some quality meds to help you get through it! 