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Monday Aug 23, 2004

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Worst Pick-Up Line Ever

Please, pardon the intrusion. I couldnt help but notice, but your naturally emitted pheromones are succeeding in their mission. As a result, I find myself in the following position - I wish to place my engorged sexual member within the moistened confines of your genitalia for the dual purposes of procreation and pleasure.
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bohogirl:
Yay! It finally worked... btw, I have a virus - I will murder and cut to pieces the makers of my 'real time', made of steel, nothing will get past it, virus-protection!!!

What did ou use for your hair?
Because... don't let anyone tell you you can't lighten dark hair... it's all in the product
Aug 24, 2004
bohogirl:
Don't waste your money on Sun-In. It won't work, plus, you'll get the same result with lemon juice and sitting out in the sun (both will damage your hair, though).
There are other things you can do, but the easiest would be to actually repeat with the same hair color you already used. It's all about the levels of lifting - the first round made your virgin hair porous, lifted maybe half of a level; the second round will give you more of a true-to-box shade.
Garnier is really good, but it's kind of gentle - which is good if you color as often as I do and want to grow your hair; but if you are not worried about how your ends/middle will look 2 years down the road, and just want to go for the max color, you might want to use something more aggressive.

Yeah, don't get me started... hair, make-up, hair removal, skin care... I can go on and on and on and on... ok, got to clean the virus and try to run some errands. Damn virus!!!
Aug 24, 2004

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