erich

Wedding day!!!!

AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!



I'm leaving in about 20 minutes for it.

I'll be back later tonight to update, complete with pictures of Me as Minister.

Dear God, PLEASE don't let me fuck this up!

This is the speech i'm giving at the wedding. I really hope I don't fuck it up...


Welcome, family, friends and loved ones. We gather here today to celebrate the wedding of Laura and Luis. You have come here to share in this formal commitment they make to one another, to offer your love and support to this union, and to allow Laura and Luis...
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oh shit!

I just realized, the wedding I'm performing is NEXT WEEKEND!!!


AGGGGGGH!

I'm not ready!!!!

I inherited 4 anole lizards yesterday.

Using my deep knowledge of literary classics, I have named them

Larry, Curley, Moe and Shemp.

Y'know, for someone without a job, I've been doing a LOT of goddamn work lately.

yeeeesh.

Over the last 30+ years, my neighbor Norma has terrorized the neighborhood. She's an evil, hateful woman.

On the 4th of July, she'll turn on every light in and around the house, to ruin our fireworks.

Halloween, she'll have the lights on to invite kids up, and won't answer the door when they knock.

If a kid kicks or hits a ball into her yard,...
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Too pissed off to talk about it right now

details when i feel calm

Had to have a tooth pulled today.

it fucking SUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!!!!!

but not having it in my mouth feels a lot better than when the infected bastard was there, hurting me 24/7.

I watched Brian's Song again the other day.

I cried like a baby.

So, I'm taking two medications for my heart now, presumably for life. And there'll be at least one more added in the next few weeks.

But hell, as long as I don't die, I'll be happy.

Today's blood pressure --

170 / 120

I'm really really really really really really freaking out!