The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts, and facts and figures,
and instructions for dancing.
But I . . .
I love it when you read to me
and you . . .
you can read me anything.
The book of love has music in it
in fact that's where music comes from...
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No one can lift the damn thing
It's full of charts, and facts and figures,
and instructions for dancing.
But I . . .
I love it when you read to me
and you . . .
you can read me anything.
The book of love has music in it
in fact that's where music comes from...
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Sometimes things get so bad you can't help but laugh.
. . . That and have a one man dance party in the snow at 1 am.
. . . That and have a one man dance party in the snow at 1 am.
pr0ject605:
I dance with my puppy in the snow... but she doesn't dance so much as run around me in circles. Maybe that's just how puppies dance?
YAaaaay for Boystown! Ian now has ridiculously expensive goth pants. all buckely. Mmmm. 99th Floor is such a great store, my only regret was that O. wasn't with me. She would have gone nuts. *sigh*
Beatnix is the perfect gayboy place to shop. I found stockings in my size, pinstripe suits, assless chaps (which I was tempted to buy purely for camp value . ....
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Beatnix is the perfect gayboy place to shop. I found stockings in my size, pinstripe suits, assless chaps (which I was tempted to buy purely for camp value . ....
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tracyramone:
Thanks for the birthday wishes darlin'! 30 - UGH!!! lol 
lostbuthappy:
The problem with NEO is that it's a while before I turn 21, and I don't *cough* have anything to help me get in *cough*. It's damn hard to be underage around here.
Ever throw up inside a gas mask? Here's a tip: DON'T! I guess I should be thankful it was only champagne and raspberries.
THIS BOY THROWS UP CHAMPAGNE AND RASPBERRIES!!
THIS BOY THROWS UP CHAMPAGNE AND RASPBERRIES!!
WanderingStewy [2:30 AM]: where would you go on a 1930's solar system vacation?
MsFireCat [2:49 AM]: could I go back to the 20s and run a speakeasy in a red sparkly dress?
WanderingStewy [2:51 AM]: you'd be witty, and have one of those cigarette holders and say "daaaalink"
MsFireCat [2:55 AM]: damn straight. and wear red lipstick and have my hair up
WanderingStewy [2:58 AM]:...
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HA! Evidently a new study shows that the reason kangaroos move so fast is because they're scared by the sound of their own feet. Tthat has to be a great metaphor for something.
Who would have thought that insufficient nutrition and no sleep for days would make you feel unwell and cause the walls to pulsate and the floor to shift? Seems kind of pointless to recreate the effects of a vision quest in my shitty apartment though. Before long my mustard will start talking to me and I can't imagine it has much wisdom to impart.
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"Hot, naked, and covered in yak's blood . . . .and thinking of you baby!"
- Courtesy of my friend George the Greek
"Hot, naked, and covered in yak's blood . . . .and thinking of you baby!"
- Courtesy of my friend George the Greek
Watching Constantine, then Fight Club, the 12 Monkeys and eating nothing but pop tarts and cheese gives you really weird dreams.
Why is it whenever I walk under street lamps they go out?
On Saturday my heart was broken so I arranged dates. The gooey kind that are too sweet.
A girl on the CTA ate popcorn for two hours as I head south. One. kernel. at. a. time. Slowly. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Murder. In Ian's brain.
At the Howard stop they play sounds of nesting birds of prey on a loop so the pigeons won't shit on...
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A girl on the CTA ate popcorn for two hours as I head south. One. kernel. at. a. time. Slowly. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Murder. In Ian's brain.
At the Howard stop they play sounds of nesting birds of prey on a loop so the pigeons won't shit on...
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finch:
hahaha talking about the inability to deep throat you makes you sound so. creepy. 