endless_jake

I haven't been here in forever. It looks like I have a lot of catching up to do.

I discovered the ultimate sexual position this past weekend. World domination is now within my grasp.

Don't call me a player-hater just because I hate players.

I need to spend more time here. There are some genuinely nice people lurking around. They won't let me in the Seattle group though. Fuck that.

I'm way bummed that Quinne got a Monroe piercing. I still think those look dumb. They're all the rage with the kids nowdays. She's still a cutie though.

I'm also bummed that we're only allowed to pick three favorites. Who can pick just three?

I'm awfully complainy today considering that I'm in such a good mood.

I was social this weekend. It was okay. I'm having trouble meeting people who are anything like me at all. Maybe I don't care enough about my haircut. Who knows.

It's been almost five months since I moved here and I still haven't really met anybody. It's partially because I don't get out very often, and partially because people here are hard to meet. Drop me a line, I'll buy you a drink.