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listen hitler junior.

I'm not playing games (reindeer or otherwise). I'm simply telling you that my hope is to maybe give you that digi camera person. that is all. no need to be such an assface about everything.

oh and I'm going to take some test shots with my other camera (non digital) to see if it still takes decent pictures. if it still does, I'll ship it to you immediately. I don't mind letting go of that at all. but I'll wait to ship it until you're in michigan ( ).

bye rectum licker!

I met a boy called frank mills
on september twelfth right here
in front of the waverly, but unfortunately
I lost his address

he was last seen with his friend,
a drummer, he resembles george harrison of the beatles
but he wears his hair tied in a small bow at the back

I love him but it embarrasses me
to walk down the street with him
he lives in brooklyn somewhere
and wears this white crash helmet

he has gold chains on his leather jacket
and on the back is written the names
mary, and mom, and hell's angels

I would gratefully
appreciate it if you see him tell him
I'm in the park with my girlfriend and please
tell him angela and I
don't want the two dollars back...just him.

♥

And you should change it to "If I wasn't of rap fame, I'd probably have a key knee deep in the crack game.

stickin around for a few more days just for some dude?


ya big homo

Thw whole concept of "Top Shelf" means that it is on the top, so let me re-order that list for ya mmkay

Nagging Concerns
1. Top Shelf Pussy
(which, once acquired may solve issue #2 below)

2. Where to live?
(see above)

3. College
(attempt to have this paid for by the person who posesses item #1)

4. Car insurance
(who the fuck needs a car? you live in NYC brother)

Ahh, bribery is beautiful.

So where is the hometown then?

I just wrote the rantiest email to theta.

I hope she doesn't think I'm mental.

+ =



you been gone so long, my ass hurts.

You know, war is hell. The workers on the Death Star (I or II) may not have themselves 'deserved' death-- but had they not died, other peaceful planets like Alderann would surely have been destroyed.

We can agree that the Emperor and his Sith minion Vader are Evil, can we not?

We can agree that democracy is preferable to vile Sith theocratic fascism, can we not?

We can agree that if your reflexes wielding a lightsaber were so mystically attuned to the near-future that you could block lasers (which travel at or very near the speed of light) then no other guy with a lightsaber (which travel at or very near the speed of some guy's arm) would ever be able to strike you, can we not?

That is all I am saying.

the train of thought of a stoner...we should smoke together

merl haggard.

old and feeble eh?
at 21?
fuck that shit.

i decided to be a teacher, history probably, but possibly english. so I have to do super fucking well in order to get into that program

drunk is fun.
i wish i was drunk
I broke my 2 day drinking streak on sunday, it was odd to say the least

move home?

mothafucka, i haven't talked to you in too long, what is this move home you speak of

the thread I wanted to use it for sorta died. So I'm starting a New one. You might like this.

Shaq = Human T-rex

Also, in that first pic of Rasheed that you have up, I am a little afraid to know where that finger might have just been...

Oh, I just realized it by looking at the second picture--he is savoring the aroma of the pack of hoes from last nights festivities.

I feel so accomplished now that I've got you.

I'm sure it will be the first and last time you will have been 'got' by me.

creep.

yes or no?