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Part Four: ...The Whole Wide World I Made Up

There was a French girl who set off the alarm at work. She was the prettiest thing I had ever seen, be it human, animal or mineral. Hands down. And she was French. She dressed better than anyone in the store, classic and subtle but each article of clothing seemed to be tailer made for her...
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fenchurch:
Maybe.
fenchurch:
Yerm. That's kind of a tough call.
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smuffy:
if you have an accident and catch on fire I will cry.

talking to you has been sweet bennifer but I had no intention of staying online tonight at all and I need to go to sleep now. I leave for NY early thurs morning so I have a lot to do tomorrow still.

don't worry there won't be any surprise visitis from me...THIS TIME!!! biggrin

♥
smuffy:
bennifer!!!
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Part Two: Walk Into the Jaws of Hell


There's never been a bigger disappointment than Spring Break: Shark Attack. You could not have a less accurate portrayal of Spring Breaks or shark attacks. And the lack of closure on the date rapist's possible consumption was a terrible oversight. Poor form, CBS. Poor form.

Meanwhile: The new Ben Folds album ain't shit. I was the first...
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fridgemagnet:
word to dad.
lilyk:
fairly decent.

watching the inferno
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unite105:
parents throwin money your way is always good. I find it hard to take it at times, but in the end I know they wouldn't gie it to me unless i needed it, and they're usually right about that, so ehh.
have you started both jobs yet?
unite105:
grew no balls in regrd to what?
i'm assuming ladies, but i could be wrong...
cool people named ben;
smoky ben from down the hall last year, dude was the shit, always had bomb weed too.
ben harper
ben franklin
ben lee
thats all i got right now
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All I wanna do is dance.

My digital camera is broke. It doesn't focus on anything more than 2 feet away from it. All my outside pictures look like total ass. I'm really, really upset with this. Seriously. I'll fuck your shit up.

Does anyone know anything about digital cameras? Or about warranties and places to fix digital cameras? I got porn to produce. Man's...
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fridgemagnet:
if you refer to my interns journal comments. you'll see that I have acted upon your request with the seriousness it deserves.
dejajeva:
I'm really excited about it, actually. smile
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SmellinOfTroy is dead. I killed him. We are SuperNintendo.
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tadzi:
YOU BASTARD!
fridgemagnet:
you're just bitter cuz you don't have any pizza.
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I wish I was a piano.

But instead I am an employee of Urban Outfitters and some internet cafe on Atlantic Ave.

I wish I could produce things of beauty.

But instead I sit online and download Snoop Dogg albums.







G's up, Hoes down.
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rkharper:
hi troy!!

I missed you on my friendslsit, glad you're back with a new name..

stay tuned
everybodylies:
i lurves joo
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_dictionarygirl_:
Oooooh, I KNEW it! You and your crazy color-reflective eye superpowers!
cklarock:
J O Bizzle? Good to hear that you are moving forward, Ben. Play on, player.

And oh yeah,

don't stop that rock rock.
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You had to get shot nine times to get rich.

Thanks, Mom. My little brother gets tapped by a car, a love tap practically, goes to the hospital for observation and is cleared. And THEN you call me in hysterics and convince me he's near death?

Any other day I could handle it, but I was at SGNY thing, Mom. I need to impress these...
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schoolgirl:
"keep her off the pole"
smuffy:
I'm waiting for your update before you laying my big fat comment on you. biggrin
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therevolutionary:
thats right! lookat you! walk like an Egyptian!!!
jeff_fries:
Are there other places in NY besides Manhattan?