Van Morrison is just fucking ridiculous.
Oh sweet thing, sweet thing
My, my, my, my, my sweet thing
And I shall drive my chariot
Down your streets and cry
hey, its me, Im dynamite
And I dont know why
And you shall take me strongly
In your arms again
And I will not remember
That I even felt the pain.
We shall walk and talk...
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Oh sweet thing, sweet thing
My, my, my, my, my sweet thing
And I shall drive my chariot
Down your streets and cry
hey, its me, Im dynamite
And I dont know why
And you shall take me strongly
In your arms again
And I will not remember
That I even felt the pain.
We shall walk and talk...
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braveart:
Thw whole concept of "Top Shelf" means that it is on the top, so let me re-order that list for ya mmkay 
Nagging Concerns
1. Top Shelf Pussy
(which, once acquired may solve issue #2 below)
2. Where to live?
(see above)
3. College
(attempt to have this paid for by the person who posesses item #1)
4. Car insurance
(who the fuck needs a car? you live in NYC brother)
Nagging Concerns
1. Top Shelf Pussy
(which, once acquired may solve issue #2 below)
2. Where to live?
(see above)
3. College
(attempt to have this paid for by the person who posesses item #1)
4. Car insurance
(who the fuck needs a car? you live in NYC brother)
braveart:
Ahh, bribery is beautiful.
So where is the hometown then?
So where is the hometown then?
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smuffy:
I just wrote the rantiest email to theta.
I hope she doesn't think I'm mental.
I hope she doesn't think I'm mental.
smuffy:
+ 
= 
you been gone so long, my ass hurts.
+ =
you been gone so long, my ass hurts.
Ethical questions I couldn't shake after tonights viewing of Star Wars: A new Hope. Did the hundreds if not thousands of men and women who Luke obliterated on the Death Star deserve their fate? Does the Empire allow volunteers? And if not, if they didn't deserve that instant annihilation, who was the bigger tragedy? The Indepedent Contracters of Jedi know what they were walking...
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cklarock:
You know, war is hell. The workers on the Death Star (I or II) may not have themselves 'deserved' death-- but had they not died, other peaceful planets like Alderann would surely have been destroyed.
We can agree that the Emperor and his Sith minion Vader are Evil, can we not?
We can agree that democracy is preferable to vile Sith theocratic fascism, can we not?
We can agree that if your reflexes wielding a lightsaber were so mystically attuned to the near-future that you could block lasers (which travel at or very near the speed of light) then no other guy with a lightsaber (which travel at or very near the speed of some guy's arm) would ever be able to strike you, can we not?
That is all I am saying.
We can agree that the Emperor and his Sith minion Vader are Evil, can we not?
We can agree that democracy is preferable to vile Sith theocratic fascism, can we not?
We can agree that if your reflexes wielding a lightsaber were so mystically attuned to the near-future that you could block lasers (which travel at or very near the speed of light) then no other guy with a lightsaber (which travel at or very near the speed of some guy's arm) would ever be able to strike you, can we not?
That is all I am saying.
nefaria:
the train of thought of a stoner...we should smoke together 
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nofi:
merl haggard. 
fenchurch:
God, you look way too excited.
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viola:
Unless that is a picture of white, I can't see it. 
unite105:
old and feeble eh?
at 21?
fuck that shit.
i decided to be a teacher, history probably, but possibly english. so I have to do super fucking well in order to get into that program
at 21?
fuck that shit.
i decided to be a teacher, history probably, but possibly english. so I have to do super fucking well in order to get into that program
I'm not even going to try and write well. This is for the streets.
I hate work.
I hate working hard in the men's department all fucking day, only to go up to women's and slave there for 2 fucking hours. I want to leave when MY FUCKING WORK IS DONE. I shouldn't have to help them. There's twice as many people up there and...
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I hate work.
I hate working hard in the men's department all fucking day, only to go up to women's and slave there for 2 fucking hours. I want to leave when MY FUCKING WORK IS DONE. I shouldn't have to help them. There's twice as many people up there and...
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unite105:
drunk is fun.
i wish i was drunk
I broke my 2 day drinking streak on sunday, it was odd to say the least
i wish i was drunk
I broke my 2 day drinking streak on sunday, it was odd to say the least
unite105:
move home?
mothafucka, i haven't talked to you in too long, what is this move home you speak of
mothafucka, i haven't talked to you in too long, what is this move home you speak of
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fridgemagnet:
the thread I wanted to use it for sorta died. So I'm starting a New one. You might like this.
braveart:
Shaq = Human T-rex
Also, in that first pic of Rasheed that you have up, I am a little afraid to know where that finger might have just been...
Oh, I just realized it by looking at the second picture--he is savoring the aroma of the pack of hoes from last nights festivities.
Also, in that first pic of Rasheed that you have up, I am a little afraid to know where that finger might have just been...
Oh, I just realized it by looking at the second picture--he is savoring the aroma of the pack of hoes from last nights festivities.
I battle any sex or any race; You beating me is like Billy Crystal playin Scarface; I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes; I came up in your face OOPS-POW SURPRISE! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I don't even know you, but I hate you. I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen...
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I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I don't even know you, but I hate you. I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen...
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smuffy:
I feel so accomplished now that I've got you.
I'm sure it will be the first and last time you will have been 'got' by me.
I'm sure it will be the first and last time you will have been 'got' by me.
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smuffy:
why in 10?
why not now!?
why not now!?
koenigsegg:
i remember you
Cause when I bust my nut, Im raisin up off the cot
Dont get upset girl, thats just how it goes
I dont love you hoes, Im out the do
There was a time when upgraded computer operating systems were such an integral part of my life. A time when upgraded computer operating systems weren't named after jungle beasts, or caused me this much joy...
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Dont get upset girl, thats just how it goes
I dont love you hoes, Im out the do
There was a time when upgraded computer operating systems were such an integral part of my life. A time when upgraded computer operating systems weren't named after jungle beasts, or caused me this much joy...
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oracle:
all I can say is becareful microwaving pasta sauce...that shit pops and spits everywhere.
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smuffy:
man you totally removed everything you wrote about snake yes.
and it was really good.
p.s. you will never flag. ever. I bet you yet another $5, and this time I will win.
and it was really good.
p.s. you will never flag. ever. I bet you yet another $5, and this time I will win.
krrn:
heeeeey where'd it all go? That stuff you wrote= so enjoyable.
ya big homo