Some say life will beat you down. Break your heart. Steal your crown.
There's someone I use to see, but she don't give a damn for me.
Oh my my, oh hell yes. Tom Petty is pretty talented, awesomewise. I love/hate getting into these bands for random reasons. Like being super intensely passionate about something and all of a sudden, bamf! that's over with. You...
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There's someone I use to see, but she don't give a damn for me.
Oh my my, oh hell yes. Tom Petty is pretty talented, awesomewise. I love/hate getting into these bands for random reasons. Like being super intensely passionate about something and all of a sudden, bamf! that's over with. You...
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solaris:
i will come visit someday. you'd never be a creepy internet guy. don't forget, you're ben! you're my fucking favourite.
solaris:
i don't think it's really that complicated?? i gotta change my shipping address though. so my mother doesn't get extra suspicious!
You ever get so sleepy your breathing sounds like snoring. That's me, right now. My neck, my back, my ass and my crack: they all hurt, from frisbee and lack of sleep. And I didn't make ANY money tonight. Bah-hum-buggery.
Also: Ted Leo is awesome. ''Timorous Me" is such a good song I quake at it's feet.
Now, I think, I am off to the...
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Also: Ted Leo is awesome. ''Timorous Me" is such a good song I quake at it's feet.
Now, I think, I am off to the...
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I want, I want, I want. There's two things I want really, really, really bad. Well, two objects which can be bought that I really, really, really want. Those would be this and that.
Now, a grand total of 300 bucks for, in reality, some boots and jacket? But look how cool they are. I never buy shit like that, but they call to me....
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Now, a grand total of 300 bucks for, in reality, some boots and jacket? But look how cool they are. I never buy shit like that, but they call to me....
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crazy88:
life is tuff when you know your stuff!
congrats on the purchases. gotta love the internet.
congrats on the purchases. gotta love the internet.
solaris:
you'd be the only one that would read them. but that's okay with me. i'll write you a bunch of stupid nonsensical letters. for christmas.
Here's your extra cheese, you fat bastard. Apparently, I cannot deliver a pizza worth a damn. The cheese gets all messed up, or something. Whatever. I know when the cheese moves on the pizza it makes it taste just horrible and every--what? It tastes the same? Then why are you trying to get me fired, you miserable obese bastard?!?
In other news, yeah, I've gone...
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In other news, yeah, I've gone...
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solaris:
damn you. i want to go to disneyworld. with oou! it'd be bon temps.
hey please be here all the time okay thanks.
hey please be here all the time okay thanks.
solaris:
haha with you. and also oou can come along i guess.
In the last three day I have bought the following:
1. The Star Wars DVD set
2. Mean girls DVD
3. Red Dawn DVD
4. Kill Bill vol. 2 DVD
5. Pulp Fiction DVD
6. an XBOX
7. A 35 dollar rib dinner
8. Twenty dollars in gas
9. Dawn of the Dead DVD set
I have a problem.
1. The Star Wars DVD set
2. Mean girls DVD
3. Red Dawn DVD
4. Kill Bill vol. 2 DVD
5. Pulp Fiction DVD
6. an XBOX
7. A 35 dollar rib dinner
8. Twenty dollars in gas
9. Dawn of the Dead DVD set
I have a problem.
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daghost:
Hey! I randomly found someone from GR! I went to highschool in GR. Just wanted to throw a hello at ya.
tryphyna:
lucky guy! i wish someone sent ME a naked pic of themself for MY birthday. LOL
Alright, I'm rich. I can't make myself happy, so I'm gonna start buying people shit.
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snottlebocket:
that's probably the most surreal journal entry i've seen all week, ah well.
i'll take a powerbook, a pony, and the starwars dvd set please
i'll take a powerbook, a pony, and the starwars dvd set please
sweetbuns:
I'm a total stranger, but you can buy me something!
Look what I bought. The most greatest movie ever made. I hope I can buy most/all of the stuff on my wishlist by my birthday (September 29th, for those of you keeping track at home.) I'll be 21 and I deserve The Star Wars Trilogy (widescreen!).
So that girl, who I said didn't like me for sure, maybe does like me. She felt really bad...
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So that girl, who I said didn't like me for sure, maybe does like me. She felt really bad...
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girly:
Okay, so I tried that twice...
First time, we're supposed to be in a hotel room with two beds. Supposedly, there was a mistake. I think 'We're both adults, we can share a bed with nothing happening' Fucking jackass tried to take advantage of me! So after I put on all of the cothes I had with me, I made him sleep on the floor (which I thought was very nice of me).
Second time, we just got home from a concert and he has nowhere to sleep. Well, my roommate had a loveseat, but that's not comfy unless you're a midget, so I tell him he can sleep next to me, but that's it. Sure enough, I wake up to a hand trying to feel me up. (I know, I should have learned from the first time...) So I sit up real quick and suckerpunch him and kick his ass out.
Just be very clear what she wants and don't try anything.
First time, we're supposed to be in a hotel room with two beds. Supposedly, there was a mistake. I think 'We're both adults, we can share a bed with nothing happening' Fucking jackass tried to take advantage of me! So after I put on all of the cothes I had with me, I made him sleep on the floor (which I thought was very nice of me).
Second time, we just got home from a concert and he has nowhere to sleep. Well, my roommate had a loveseat, but that's not comfy unless you're a midget, so I tell him he can sleep next to me, but that's it. Sure enough, I wake up to a hand trying to feel me up. (I know, I should have learned from the first time...) So I sit up real quick and suckerpunch him and kick his ass out.
Just be very clear what she wants and don't try anything.
girly:
Yes, same guy. We were friends for a long time before the first incident and there were a ton of things that should have tipped me off that the guy was interested in me as more than a friend. I was just too stupid to see them. So after another three years of talking as friends and him apologizing profusely, I think things will be different. He had a girlfriend for fuck's sake! I was wrong. He almost got dead for it the second time, though. Still might if he crosses the wrong people in his travels.
I've been having a debate with friends, relatives, strangers and enemies about the apparent lack of truly handsome men and truly beautiful women anymore. It evolved into a discussion on the differences between being hot and being Handsome/Beautiful, and then evolved into discussion over why a younger woman can be truly beautiful but rarely, if ever, do you see a truly handsome young guy. I'm...
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I think it's time to write off that girl who I figured was into me. I'm almost positive she's not. Meanwhile, Anton is one devastatingly handsome motherfucker, and that'll get me through the day. Girly is upsettingly married (the good ones always are!) and Solaris is in a galaxy far, far away (Victoria). Plus there's that Keith (?) guy.
The upside is that I get...
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The upside is that I get...
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merry:
I just stopped by to tell you that your username fucking rules. Oh yeah, and you are hereby encouaged to join The Simpsons Group.
[Edited on Sep 14, 2004 7:36PM]
[Edited on Sep 14, 2004 7:36PM]
timore:
Macon Georgia what?
Huh. So apparently I don't have a license and I have to rectify that before my boss, mother, any cops or pretty much anyone with authority finds that out. So I'm high tailing it to Ionia to settle a debt. With The Man.
anton:
Oooh I do know who you are. I just worked it out thanks to the magic of your geography and taste. I'm a clever man.
You'll be able to drink in about two weeks. What a luxury!
You'll be able to drink in about two weeks. What a luxury!
So last night I delivered pizzas to a trailer park. This really, really hot girl came up to grab the pop and pizza. She was maybe 18, 19. Pretty. It being a hot day, she reached for the pop, which was about, oh, waist high.
"Oh," She cooed. "Is it cold?"
Maybe it was too hot. Maybe it was a long day. But I smiled...
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"Oh," She cooed. "Is it cold?"
Maybe it was too hot. Maybe it was a long day. But I smiled...
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girly:
Yep... ^ That is true
solaris:
hrmm.... hopefully she does like you. you seemto have many potential girls going at once. that's what i like to see.
also, did she really "coo" it? i bet she didn't. who actually does.
also, did she really "coo" it? i bet she didn't. who actually does.
Whoa. I made 100 dollars in tips today. On top of that, my mom said, which is fucking bizarre, that if I save enough money to pay this wack ass speeding ticket, she'd pay 150% of that ticket AND buy me a new car tape deck thing.
What the fuck? I should have gotten a job sooner.
What the fuck? I should have gotten a job sooner.
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solaris:
dude, it totally wasn't i fucking swear!
kevykev:
from a post in the Mac Users Group
SmellinOfTroy said on September 05, 2004 @ 11:39AM
Is it a problem if I think kevykev's previous post is the hottest damn thing on the site? 
thanx dude 
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