i cant say anything about kids eating Tide Pods, knowing all the nasty places i put my mouth on a woman. And i'm a grown ass man who should know better.

I don't think I've ever said "I love you" and meant it.

I don't think I've ever said "I love you".

I don't think I've ever said "love".

I don't think I love.

I don't love.

I don't.

Don't.

Buzz cut, short, dreads, bangs, rolls, colors, etc...

Females have really pretty hair. I like the weird shit you guys do with it.

I think if my life had a soundtrack, it’d be a lot of Gin Blossoms and just a 10-min track of my mom telling me how successful my sister is.

Maybe Black Hole Sun too.

I barely want them touching my dick in real life.

Karen, just stop. At this point, you’re just mashing it. Why don’t you take a break and I’ll finish up.

Hashtagknowyourworth